h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

His assistant, Regina,

and daughter, Bettina,

[spoilsport...]

Suggestively fondled a boa. (5)



While hanging around at the Tate (1)

a young lady thought it was fate (2)

For there on the wall , (3)

was a portrait of Saul

That looked just like her best mate.





On the back of an old playing card (1)

Was a photo of old Buckler's Hard (2)

on a nice sunny day (3)

quite far away

you could see old Formaton's yard . (5)


An orange cat and a frog , (1)

Decided they'd attack a black dog (2)

But all of a sudden they began to shiver,

The cat, the frog and the dead dog's liver, 4

when the black dog vanished in a fog ! (5)




While eating a strong pickled onion , (1)

I slipped over and walloped my bunion (2)

The air on my breath, 3

had an odour of death (4)

That day weren't half a funny 'un

(yes I know it's bad but c'mon what rhymes with onion?!)



While inspecting a hole in my shoe (1)

I discovered it leaking grey goo [2]