h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Belgian singer has a pleasantly smooth deep voice and a good range but I'm not sure I like the song. She wears a slightly low cut black dress with strategically placed flowers

Belgium. Like it.

PP.

Some colour for Sweden - I like the blue and purple shimmery suit

A catchy beat and a jaunty song. Strong choreography too.

Black and white for Bulgaria's singer. A good vocal range and power but the song is a bit not to my taste... I like the electric special effects...

A little blackandwhite dress for France and an OK ballady song to finish the set...

Strong ending to the song and gteat panoramic views of Paris

Thank goodness it's over.

I feel that I've been punished enough.

{I could nearly see that ast singers pants!).

PP.

Time to get some more liquid refreshment...

Clever interval song blending traditional and modern Ukrainian music. Keyboards and robotic outfits in front of traditional choir and orchestra

Saha, you're on your own for the scoring. I'm off to bed. I'll catch the score in the morning and will have forgotten the song by then anyway and will forget the winner by Monday.

Sleep tight.

PP.

Ok - thanks for joining me for the main event

You sleep tight too and don't let the proverbial bedbugs bite

you missed a streaker then - security dealt with him pronto...

A song by last year's winner - much more upbeat than last year's song

42 countries in the scoring...

I've enjoyed my

The countries are only saying who got 12 points, so that's speeding things up a bit

Not nul points for UK but Portugal are currently top...

My TV had had enough just then, but it is ok now I turned it off and on again

The French spokesperson had half a jacket and half a bra on

Jury voting has finished - Portugal still top, but Bulgaria not too far behind...

Ah, I got a bit overexcited then - that was just half way through the jury voting and people had to jump up and down for a bit before they continued...