h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm more worried about how the rest of my day is going unfold than I am in worrying about what order I do my ablutions.

I do however take care to not do a Superman with my knickers on the days I'm wearing trousers.

If you wear Superman's knickers,
You'll only attract lots of snickers.
Just go for his cape,
Then make your escape,
And go for High Tea at the Vicar's.

I did read once that it's good for your brain to change routines that have become automatic, like the process of brushing teeth. Some actions have a logical order to them though, which makes it hard to tackle them in a different way.

Now and again I'll try switching hands for certain tasks - practice in case I'm ever permanently or temporarily disabled. Doesn't work very well though.

I have actually witness the legend of the woman with one leg on the bus, suddenly remembering that she hadn't put her panties on that morning.Now that would indicate perhaps that maybe our morning routine is more important than we think.

Some "routines" can't be changed if you want good results. Just try drinking your coffee before it's been made. I also argue that when taking a shower, you should take advantage of gravity. Washing your head and then working down ensures that what was clean at the start remains clean.

In principle yes, paulh - except: bum first then belly button with a finger from the other hand (dab dab dab) followed by all over from the top...

The reason I wash my head first is that I have a dirty mind.

then it's lysol you need. In one ear, out the other. With a blerry big syringe.

No. I plan to keep it that way. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.