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The Zombies are coming...
Icy North Posted Sep 12, 2013
{Clear the Isle of Wight of Zombies}
What do you mean *If* there's a Zombie apocalypse?
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Bluebottle Posted Sep 12, 2013
We might be invaded from Mars first.
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, and according to Terry Pratchett, million to one chances occur nine times out of ten.
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jr52 Posted Sep 12, 2013
ting-
twinkies
hostess powdered mini donuts
chocolate bars with almonds (almonds are good for you)
a-ling
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Pastey Posted Sep 12, 2013
I'd stay at home.
We grow vegetables in our yard, there's a spring in the nearby park, and I can make my own beer and wine.
Obviously I'd have to give up tea.
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Superfrenchie Posted Sep 12, 2013
Can I come visit you when I get infected?
Bluebottle can punt me across the Channel with a cabbage for my lunch, leaving the non vegetarian zombie in Calais.
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Pastey Posted Sep 12, 2013
Hopefully by the time the apocalypse (zombie or otherwise) occurs I'll be running my own commune on my own land somewhere, in which case you'd be more than welcome
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 14, 2013
Terry Pratchett doesn't count. Zombies already live [?] peaceably in Discworld. It's Planet Earth where they haven't been able to assimilate.
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Sep 16, 2013
It's the classic image of flesh hanging off Zombies that makes this story so scary.
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/135207-harvard-creates-cyborg-flesh-thats-half-man-half-machine
The cyborg-zombies are coming!
~jwf~
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Orcus Posted Sep 16, 2013
I'd take on SWL with a good solid club and some harsh language.
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Sep 16, 2013
Don't get me wrong, I like a bit of cabbage, but in the event of zombie apocalypse and imminent brain munching, I'd quite like some booze, a big gun and sufficient loo roll over fresh veg!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 17, 2013
What happens when the time for the apocalypse comes, and the zombies are delayed in traffic?
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Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk Posted Sep 17, 2013
Tough luck for the traffic.
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Pastey Posted Sep 17, 2013
Nipping back to the original post, which actually doesn't mention brain munching cubicle workers...
The general problem is that as a society we're too reliant on society. Very few people know how to grow food themselves. Even fewer know how to butcher, and fewer still know how to hunt and trap. So they'd be reliant on scavenging for the time it took to learn these skills, which would also be dependent on the apocalyptic disaster leaving the earth and animals to provide food.
And it's not just food, there's clothing and shelter too. How many people know how to sew or knit? Quite a few. But how many know how to produce thread, wool or needles? A lot less.
As for shelter, while quite a few people are able to build houses and walls, how many know how to make bricks or mortar?
We really are a society of consumers at every level, and that is what will cause issues. Unless the Brain Munchers(tm) get us first
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You can call me TC Posted Sep 17, 2013
That reminds me of the thread about time travel and what good would our skills be if we suddenly found ourselves in the Middle Ages. Once again it is being proved that we are a rather useless bunch, we denizens of the 21st Century.
Oh dear.
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Pastey Posted Sep 17, 2013
I'm kinda lucky that I've always had an interest in how people did things before modern civilisation, and I do try to be as self sufficient as I can. But even I'd struggle I think, I get a blister just mowing the lawn
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SiliconDioxide Posted Sep 17, 2013
I think that most threats of this kind require a specific kind of response. My plan is to wait for the government of the day to announce the official countermeasures and then to do something different.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 17, 2013
as a potter i do indeed know how to make bricks its quite easy really...
I can also grind wheat into flour (although its a lot of work) and bake
I think we might be reliant on Pastey to make our drinks...
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- 21: Icy North (Sep 12, 2013)
- 22: Bluebottle (Sep 12, 2013)
- 23: jr52 (Sep 12, 2013)
- 24: Pastey (Sep 12, 2013)
- 25: Superfrenchie (Sep 12, 2013)
- 26: Superfrenchie (Sep 12, 2013)
- 27: Pastey (Sep 12, 2013)
- 28: Superfrenchie (Sep 12, 2013)
- 29: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 14, 2013)
- 30: ~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum (Sep 16, 2013)
- 31: Orcus (Sep 16, 2013)
- 32: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Sep 16, 2013)
- 33: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 17, 2013)
- 34: Just Bob aka Robert Thompson, plugging my film blog cinemainferno-blog.blogspot.co.uk (Sep 17, 2013)
- 35: Pastey (Sep 17, 2013)
- 36: You can call me TC (Sep 17, 2013)
- 37: Pastey (Sep 17, 2013)
- 38: SiliconDioxide (Sep 17, 2013)
- 39: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 17, 2013)
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