h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Every now and then you get one of those saucy looking 'friends requests' on social websites, got one today and I think it's a character from a Roald Dahl book...

Griselda Pang

what a brilliant name!!

can anyone beat this I wonder?

(apologies and congratulations if you are indeed Griselda!)

I had a James Bond a while ago, which I thought wasn't even trying

I have an awful lot in my spam folder from 'Adriana' which is perfectly reasonable. It starts off 'BABE... i (sic) guess your (sic) not getting any of my email (sic) huh?' And then goes onto 'we used to chat a bit on facebook'. I don't HAVE a FB account as it happens.

I had one from Mark Thompson who I guess was after my bank account details so that he could make me rich. Fancy not having a daft name for that sort of offer!

But 'Raspberry Ketone' tells me that she(?) can help me lose 20lb in 2 weeks. I like the sound of her(?).

PP

Actually I'm really excited now!

I have e-mail from the following:-

Anne Hathaway.
Angelina Jolie.
Madonna.
Rachael Ray (an American TV cook by the looks of it).

(Of the 433 e-mails in my spam folder 29 were from Adriana. She IS keen!)

PP.

Adriana could be your new BFF ( badly forged friend) answer those emails,maybe her father was imprisoned before the revolution and has left a map that your bank account details can access too?

James Bond is a bit lazy, had a few from Jack Daniels offering me freebbiiies, binned them until I realized I'd actually signed up for that one! oops

Well, I've got spam from Capt.J Anthony and Leonelle_Aggarwal. Oh, and Pual Jones it seems. He must have been teased something rotten growing up.


Geggs

How about

Justin Knosing

Amazing what can set you off on a good old giggle!

Now Elbertine_Wikholm and Aretha Louks are trying to sell me drugs!

Oh, and Adriana is trying to contact me now too.


Geggs

Adriana seems to be something of a floosie.

And I thought that we had somethng special going on between us!

pp.

Adriana, my what a flirt!

Hopefully Ms Pang is not and Auntie yet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUm0yi1Y6nc

The Monkees - Your Auntie Grizelda

Zachariah Gaier is sending me a package of drugs!

PP.

Pang looks way too young to be an auntie..

and just say no pink!

Adriana isn't fake. Its just my stage name

Just having another look at my spam box - Almeria Disorbo has turned up now. Now that's an name.


Geggs

isnt that an italian liqueur with a bitter sweet almond taste Geggs? or a posh biscuit?

3 more e-mails from 2 Legs posing as Adriana.

PP.

I don't seem to get any of this amusing spam you lot get... just dodgy ones for gambling and dodgy no credit rating required loans/credit cards... which considering I've never gambled, and never had any debt, is a bit misplaced Even the russian babes have stopped bombarding me with requests for marage now...