h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wear glasses. If I don't have my glasses on it is difficult to see my glasses. To make things worse I don't use them for reading, and only for distance.

I've had to go to work not able to see any further than the person in front of me on one occasion, because Iived alone and I could not for the life of me find them.

If I don't put my glasses in the same place every night when I go to bed, I can't find them in the morning.

Oh dear. Hootooers are falling to bits from the brains outwards!

I remember when this was a young person's site.

But nothing since then.

PP

young persons don't forget stuff?
i have been locking myself out of my car since i started driving
its called 'spaciness' 'absentmindedness'

usually, it is geniuses who have the most trouble with this...

What do we want?

Better old age pensions!

When do we want them?

When do we want what?

PP