h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In a touching Christmas story, a man who thinks everyone would be better off if he'd never lived is given new reason to live, but is unfortunately currently interned in a Nazi death camp.

It's a Wonderful Life is Beautiful?

Three forty-something socialites go shopping and fornicating in the favelas of Brazil.

And now, answers to the previous page - skip this post if you don't want spoilers...









A Fantastic Fear Of Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex etc.

New Jack City Slickers.

The Princess Bride of Frankenstein.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly Effect.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind Hearts and Coronets. (I would so pay to see that movie...)

Ip Manhattan.

The Great Escape From New York.

A Matter of Life and Death Proof. (That too.)

Vantage Point Breakfast at Tiffany's.

It's a Wonderful Life Is Beautiful. (I think I'd give that one a miss...)

Sex and the City of God.

Legal crime thriller and unconsummated romance in which Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts try to solve an apparent terrorist killing while waiting for a train.

Oh, and from the previous page I missed out:

No Country For Old Men In Black.

and..

The Unbearable Lightness of Being There Will Be Blood.

Will Ferrell and that bird off Brookside fall through a dimensional rift and end up in Japan advertising whisky.

Two dissolute actors, one of them a raging alcoholic, go on holiday by mistake and have to stop an uprising by artificial intelligences that look like iPods on legs.

Withnail and AI.

A disfigured sculptor conceals a terrible secret - all the exhibits in his museum are the moulded bodies of the anarchic frat house boys he murdered. In 3D!

I was going for Withnail and I, Robot.

A man wakes in hospital to find the whole world went blind the night before and has been taken over by carnivorous plants... which is exactly what happened to him yesterday, and the day before, and the day before.

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones fight aliens in the guise of repressed lesbian nuns in the Himalayas.

ANOTHER one I'd definitely pay to see.

Groundhog Day of The Triffids

Robin Williams uses poetry to inspire Simon Pegg's electrical retail assistant to do something more ambitious with his life and get the girl.

A teenager discovers he is in fact a superpowered alien, and with his friends fights aliens, goes to a number of agreeable parties, and ends up kissing Andie McDowell in the rain and rejecting Kristin Scott Thomas, the FOOL.

The Fantastic Four Weddings and a Funeral (and that is *not* a film review)

I Am Number Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Is the film as shite as the book? I read it because my daughter insisted. One of the most incompetent pieces of writing I've come across! And here's me introducing her to Fitzgerald and Steinbeck and Bulgakov.

A man gets away from a millionaire's Long Island mansion?

In Swinging Sixties London, the Beatles know where the proceeds of the robbery are. Can they get away from Robert Mitchum before he slits their throats?