h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Leslie Nielson's spaceship crashes on a world inhabited only by a kindly old genius, his hot daughter, an amazing robot, and six billion chimpanzees, gorillas and orang utans.

Forbidden Planet of the Apes.

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

Michael Caine and Sean Connery retire from the Army and decide to set themselves up to be worshipped by the natives of a remote country by dressing as giant gorillas.

OK, here's a tricky one - you may need IMDb for this...

In a film still in production... Simon Pegg plays a paranoid children's author who writes an anthology about various aspects of the physical expression of love.

Wesley Snipes and Ice T play a crime lord and an undercover cop who go on a cattle-drive holiday together, with hilarious consequences.

Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell play a pair of gold-digging showgirls who scheme to get their hands on the treasure of King Solomon and a nuclear submarine by beguiling and marrying Alan Quatermain and Captain Nemo.

'Iron Man on Wire' although that sounds like something Tony Stark might actually do.
And 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back to the Future'

How about this one: Cyberpunk film set in 17th century France, in which an idiot gardener is zapped during an intelligence-enhancing experiment, then attempts to overthrow his evil twin brother, the King of France.

>>>Michael Caine and Sean Connery retire from the Army and decide to set themselves up to be worshipped by the natives of a remote country by dressing as giant gorillas.

The man who would be king kong

A man stumbles on some dead bodies and a case full of cash and heroin, and is pursued by an implacable man in a suit who keeps wiping people's memories with a flashy pen thing.



A womanising Prague surgeon in 1968 dies and leaves his money to his gardener, a man with the mental age of a child who nevertheless becomes an oil baron.

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen prefer Blondes. (post 27)

The Lawnmower Man in the Iron Mask.

A man who was only mostly dead having gone through much for true love has a wife made for him by the man who made him... but she rejects him.

A man who can only move his left eyelid goes back in time to change the course of his life to try to set it back on track.

Spindly aliens arrive on earth in a massive spaceship and kill eight people played by the same actor in order to inherit a dukedom.

The founder of modern Wing Chun martial arts finds love with the mistress of his best friend in New York.

A rag tag band of Allied prisoners of war have to retrieve the President from the maximum security prison Manhattan has become.

Ironically, the president and one of the more short sighted prisoners look EXACTLY ALIKE...

David Niven plays a stiff upper lip British officer who, having miraculously stayed alive due to a bureacratic cock-up in heaven, now amuses himself by picking up women in bars and killing them by crashing his car.

In a story told and retold from different perspectives, Dennis Quaid tries to stop the president being assassinated while Keanu Reeves, undercover as a surfer, romances Audrey Hepburn who is living in the next apartment.

Steven Spielberg directs Robert Mitchum, Trevor Howard, Leo McKern and John Mills in a film about a rescue mission to save Sarah Miles from the Irish Civil War.