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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Sep 20, 2000
What's the difference between a slice of processed cheese and a mouse mat?
No I can't tell either
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Lipsbury Pinfold (Part-time Timelord) Posted Sep 22, 2000
Mice don't touch processed cheese 
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JIMBOB Posted Sep 26, 2000
Probably got out without egg-on-face but possibly run the risk of
egg based product (Salad cream) on 'yer noggin!!!
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