h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Between the nipples and the carbonated eals hanging from a lamp-post, I think I have seen the answer. It is not quite 42, but oh so close.

'When ever' we have to be fiendishly convoluted in getting around the rules..it does wonders for creativity, like heretics down the ages have had to be..writing in code. Basically anything goes here, if only you can get the code right..let your imagination run riot.

Some sites are pretty boring where you can say what you want. I won't deny I haven't got in hot water here myself in the past but really I can live with it.

Oh yeah we are quite nice as well forgot to add the most important bit.

Welcome!

The h2g2 <./>HouseRules</.> also say, "No spitting. The lawyers wanted to know what rules we needed, and we said 'The usual ones, plus "No spitting" please.' So there you go: no spitting."

but, you will still see the occasional

I'm afraid that this lot is a little rebellious at times - I think it comes with the territory

and while the BBC rules say "Are considered to be off-topic for the blog, discussion or site to which you are posting" hootoo has a smiley for the transgression



Maybe we need a smiley?



May I also add "Welcome to the asylum"

I thought spitting was only allowed if fly voluntarily flew into your mouth


My main concern is that a great lobster thief is running around hootoo unchallenged

All will be challanged on the day of challanging, as that is when all are challanged. Or so I've heard say.
Of course I've heard many things, many many things, and this be but one of such things which I have heard. And whilst some things one hears are things which one hears, other things ar enot necessarily quite so straight forward as it might at first appear.
Or, as it happens, so I've heard. Persoanlly I think the jurry is still out. Well not the entire jurry, some of them probably arn't queer at all, but quite a high proportion is out. I think that is what it ment.
But now I'm not so sure.

I like HooToo especially because of the rules... I've been on other forums, other boards... and quite frankly, the fift time you see someone just being torn down, and sworn at, women being targetted due to a boards mainly male population, or random displays of predjuice, well, it just gets too predictible.

Now I'm worrieed I'm just becoming predictible.
I'm goign to supprize my kettle now.

I read that and thought it must be some sort of vague British anal euphemism: 'thumb your no seat it'

I have never yet been yikesed for .

Yes anhaga, I thought when I typed that that it might lead to some confusion - situation normal

of course, it could have been thumb your no sea

?
When-ever --- night-hoover.

Don't you see it!
The assonance is unmist takable.
It almost rimes.
Whenever.
nighthoover.

Hmmm.. what about Hanover.
Red Rover. Distemper. Manoeuvre.
Rolls Roller. Schumacher.


~jwf~

Of course there's the unprinted rules which are for more important.

Offtopicness* can't be helped.
Don't let Lil near buttons.
Don't say "nipples" to 2legs.


*My post, my word

For the hope of a once disinterested BoB may we continue inextricibably to badly mispel and mysype words as they don't appear, which isn't to day not then however as it may not almost quite impossibly seem to be. Unless, of course, there is a spanner in the works, did I say spanner? Spanner? I think the lady dost protest too spanner.

Of course we can 2legs. Whatever the Badger Lord wishes

those on toast?

<<Maybe we need a smiley?>>

We've got

We might not have a smiley, but we have a A42130478.