h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I should be sleeping, like its nearly 3 am more crumpets left though mind

i sould be getting out of bed and getting on with some work

i should also be finding a drink to take an antibiotic

I should be fixing my last publication, but the stupid DTP software is a heap of sh!te , and when I changed one letter in the title of a graph it threw the whole legend out of kilter. So I'm not rushing off to do it cos it'll only annoy me.

I should be dedicating my full attention to enjoying the sweet wheaty, hoppy godness of of my latest gourmet beverage acquisition, and its a cryin shame it is that its the beer that suffers.

*looks at watch*

half 10 am

you dont live in england do you?!

me, live in england? not quite...quite happy to be an American who is up way too f'ing late drinking tasty beverages.

its fine!

i was just thinking its a bit early to be drinking here so had to check!

I should be going to the loo, taking an ibuprofen and finishing this mammoth of a breakdown

i got out of bed!

Eating my sarnie,k but the chicken isn't very nice and I feel a bit sick

I should be eating lunch, or going out to get bread or developing a good strong rigor mortis

did you go out last night 2legs?

i should be doing my organic chemistry assignment and i am doing it honest!

yeh I went out then went to a frineds got rahter drunk then stonned, and then I should be developing a lunch for myself to eat

cool

i went to life!

i should be doing this assignment but its hard! im dealing with which molecule is more stable type questions!

I really should be brokering some sort of peace deal in the Middle East, but this hewtewing is soooooo much more fun.

I should be outside in fresh air, but am gonna leave ealry so I can go to Meadowhall

meadowhell?

where abouts do you live footbacon?

I've just shelled out over 700 euros for flights back to Oireland, and another £400 for theatre tickets for a big family reunion in July.

And I really ought to be continuing the spree and hire a car

You should be keeping your purse in your pocket!

I should be doing job applications and sending off CVS and doing my dissatation for the masters thing I'd forggoten all about from years back.