h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

dust in the wind

i blame 2legs

.I blame 2legs for the tunnel and the light at the end of it... . .

i blame 2legs for the arse with the torch waking everyone

you naughty naughty arse! all quiet on the westurn front tonight then?

don't say the Q word!!!!!

yes!!! peacefull ()

Goood.... I guess they're all tired, from a long day of breaking rocks out in teh sun and heat... or wahtever it is they do these days...

I was taught at a young age that you get fed bread and water in prison..like a fairy tale I think Once upon a time ..

I blame 2legs

>> .I blame 2legs for the tunnel and the light at the end of it... . .
And I blame 2legs for the light seemingliy at the end of the tunnel actually being a freighttrain coming down the tunnel ...

watching tv, playing pool and ping pong

I wanna go to prison.

Easier said than done - what with being underfunded and all, the likes of Taff only accept the best.

Pin pong! I blame 2legs for Monday afternoon walks down by the river following err 'stuff'

Stuff? Stuff is very good indeed..and so are rivers. I've always had a thing about rivers. I blame 2legs.

And yes it is so fabulous. Everything. Life is fabulous. Love. Death. Passion. Caring. Integrity. Noohootoo.

I blame 2legs

I love rivers, and the sea, I grew up next to both, and it always seems weird not living near the sea, but at least I'm near the river... not being near a railway line seems weird too... not being able to hear trains distantly passing by in the night... I've only ever lived a few places where I couldn't hear trains... but being so far insland away from the sea is still weird... no air here, inland... But, by the river is nice... I'tll be nice walking down there tommorrow, so long as the weather stays good... But, It'll especially be good because of who I'll be walking next too... who's hand I'll be holding... who's body I'll be next too... and who's voice I'll be listneing too...

I blame 2legs for the passion in our love and the love in our passion. and for my school-girl like witterings the past month or so

I also blame 2legs for my feeling so tired that I may have to take, yet another, early night

Sleep well.

I'm getting all big into Shakespeare in this transition

I'm getting into everything big

I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the pile of dirty washing up, and the dirty cooker top, and kitchen countertops, which are giving me guilt-inducing looks.... even though its my lodger's mess... not mine, Sodit. I'll have to do it or it won't be done for which I blame 2legs...

I blame 2legs that Notepad is the toddler that scares everyone at parades, trying to run between cars to get candy

i blame 2legs that i'm on pre mod

I blame 2legs that Zucchini has to be referred to as courgette
rather than calabacín in my new vegetable article.

I´d rather eat them than chat ´em up, so no language problem.