h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame him for train dlays, all train delays.

I blame him for the huge ironing pile that looks like everest,that I must get done tonight!

I blame him for the number 6 and the letter Q.

I blame him for not being able to sign out

I blame him for the vampire bat crashing against my window.

I blame him for my never having read Dracula

I blame him for the steamer developing a fault, and I blame him for Lucy being in the wrong place at the wrong time. (I read dracula for the first time and just finsihed reading it end last week its a great book, but apparently everythign else by teh author isn't any good)

I blame 2legs for the 10,932km between Jerusalem and Seattle.

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I blame 2legs for making work exceptionally busy today, thereby meaning that I've had to work through most of my lunch break. I think that this was particularly cruel.

I blame 2legs for my snotty nose!

I blame 2legs for the longest and worst hay fever season in living memory.

I blame 2Legs for my complete lack of organisational skills, my pile of w*rk that still needs to be done and for drawing pins.

I blame 2legs for the high price of the lunch check that I was just picked up for my coworkers and myself. It was 2legs, was it not, who induced everyone to order dessert?

I blame 2legs for my not having a dessert

I blame 2legs for letting summer arrive!

I blame 2legs for having to buy more sun cream

I blame 2legs for having to try and sleep in a room that's still at 34 degrees C at 10 pm.

I blame 2legs for dehydration, mass migration, and civic stagnation.

I blame 2legs for the plague of wombats that has invaded the building.

I blame 2legs for not letting me see the said plague of wombats inside the building