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Didnt they wear them on stage to cover the real below the belt afro and therefore avoid actual nudity?

Or did I just dream that

I blame 2legs for the crappyness of my memory!

I blame 2legs forme missing out on post 42 to this thread.

I blame 2legs for my face tasting all salty.

I blame 2legs for forgetting to tell me to drink more when my face tastes salty.

I blame 2legs for other parts of my body tasting like jam and other bits tasting of only without the

I balme 2 legs for hte fact that prior to in a few spaces from right now I had never use this smiley before. 2legs was hiding it.

I blame 2legs for stealing my name, threatening a fish with alcohol, and bribary of fish owning researchers, resurchers, people. I blame 2legs for mi not bing abel too spel.
I blame 2legs for organic smoked chicken, organic crispy bacon, organic vine rippened cherry tomatos, organic leafy salad leaf, organic smoked ham, organic Cornish Brie and organic rosmary and thyme dressed salad with fresh baked today wholemeal bread.

I blame 2legs for the heat wave and the Italics needing fans!

I blame 2 legs for 2 legs!

I blame 2legs for the disappearance of this thread from My Conversations for a couple of days. I was here friday so the oldest "new" post I should have seen should have been from 2 days ago.. yet I'm seeing new posts from 3 and 4 days ago... 2legs were hidin' 'em from me!

I blame 2legs for a selection normally happy, well-adjusted people becoming upset and annoyed.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for flaming trolling, albatrossing leparding and badgering.

Does that include loess leapording?

What about zeloting?

I blame 2legs for making the cat vomit....and for not cleaning it up

I think vicunaing and ibexing should be in there too.

As should lepparding. Particular for leppards that are hard of hearing.


Geggs

"I blame 2legs for a selection normally happy, well-adjusted people becoming upset and annoyed."

I know who I blame for that...

and for the large fly that just came in the window attracted by the cat sick!

Ok... Lepparding is fine... but I want no lepering! I don't care who's to blame. The mess they leave.

Well, yes, a couple of other names sprang to mind, but as 2legs is responsible for everything blame-worthy around here...


Geggs

and I blame him for Dr V and Geggs going off the point...

I blame 2legs for making me lose my CIC screen and not being able to find it again!

I blame 2legs for my not having got a single piece of work done today.
I blame 2legs for me earning nothing today. I blame 2legs for salmoning pikeing, zebraing and leprosporidiuming

I'm at work tomorrow so won't be here to distract you. I blame 2legs for me having to go to work.

I'll have to do work tomorrow as I'm off work on Wednesday, and I blame 2legs for that.
I also blame 2legs for my not knowing if I'll be going out tonight with my friend or not

I blame 2legs for giving me such a busy day at work that I've only just had the time to come on here and post this before I go home.


Geggs