h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Attack of the spectacles!

Dragonqueen Hope all is well.

I blame 2legs for the ongoing relentless cold the snow last night, the hail today and the predicted snow hail rain sleet and cold for the coming week
I also blame 2legs for it now being far too late for me to have any supper

and goodluck Dragonqueen with the opp

It's never too late for supper 2legs. Call it a midnight feast.

a midnight feast?; at 2.15 am? definately too late now... I can't be bothered

I blame 2legs for faulty 'in-line buffer interfaces', whatever they are when they are at home......




GT

I blame 2legs for procrastination. I may not be the first researcher to blame him for this, but I just got around to doing so.

i blame 2legs for all type of prayer wheel used to manipulate time



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I blame 2legs for my still being at the hospital.

Poor you! Get better and home quick!

I intend to go home tomorrow.

I blame 2legs for frozen fruit salad... not fun at all

I blame 2legs for hunger, cold and hungoverness

My lead pointer opened in my pencil case - much more of a mess than if it had been just a pencil sharpener, because it covered everything in a fine layer of graphite powder So I had no choice but to wash everything.

Only to find that everything was now covered in sticky yellow goo. It was then that I discovered that the stub of yellow coloured pencil was actually a water-soluble painting pencil... That'll teach me to adopt abandoned pencils from lecture halls!

I blame 2legs!

I blame 2legs for late lunch, not being released from the hospital and . My neurosurgeon is obviously drilling holes in someone else's head and I'm not allowed to leave without being seen by her first.

I blame 2legs for forgetting to take some bacon out of the freezer, thus delaying my lunch by an hour.

Good job I had a cheese and mushroom omelette for breakfast.

RF

I blame 2legs for the most appalling and disrespectful lack of forelock tugging among the youth of today.

I blame 2legs for my remembering to get the bacon out of the freezer last night, and for the result of my not having eaten bacon in over two weeks, meaning that I decided it was a good idea that all 220 grams of danish thick cut back bacon would 'look kind of neat' all on the grill at once.... I also blame 2legs for the two slices of bread I cut then toasted then buttered, not really being adaquate to account for the six slices of Danish bacon I feel stuffed... I blame 2legs...

I blame 2legs for spinach lasagna.
blames 2legs for the sniffles, with a side of sneezing.

I blame 2legs for getting by broadband fault fixed.....

But not telling BT to tell me that they had fixed it!!!!



GT

I blame 2legs for knackered starter solenoids (most likely diagnoses). I had to sit in front of the ATM for 20 minutes, after 10pm! At least no one else had to use the ATM while I was sitting there in my car all by myself.