h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame Effers for not telling how to get a female & friendly plumber. Mine weighs a ton, has a beard, (OK, allowed, he is male) and keeps talking about his new .50 caliber pistol I can´t afford.

I blame 2legs for tuna rolls.

>I blame Effers for not telling how to get a female & friendly plumber.<

You look up in yellow pages and phone Marina. She sounds nice. She sounds practical. You tell her you fancy a woman for a change doing a job. She laughs and gets your drift. She turns up and even strokes your cat, who happily sits watching her going about her work.

A good experience of the manual trades. Does that help? If not blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for gnomon not reading Lewis carroll's "A Tangled Tale"

So I believe you, and thanks for the tip - I blame 2legs for Maria probably being a few hundred miles away from where I need her.

(2legs - ! ! !)

I blame 2legs for the magnificent seven

I blame 2legs for the insignificent four ... they really didn't come close to teh magnifi 7.... quite disappointing really...
I also blame 2legs for it being cold, my lodger looking like he's not going out this evening and for my needing to get a shower clean my bedroom and find something tasty to kill and cook for dinner

I blame 2legs for frozen drink, rather too cold to drink, in fact rather too solidly like a lump of ice to come out of the can

I once put a bottle of Pernod in the freezer........

The following day!!!!!!!





GT

When it were real hot in the summers, a few years back we'd put bottles of JD in the freezer, to get it real* cold, and use it to put on icecream Mind... that was about the time that we decided to make vodka margerine and we had the whisky mustard in the fridge too... and... yeh I think that was when everything we had was alcoholic to one degree or another... I blame 2legs for the Church of Bacon, HP and White Bread Sect
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HP??

Like Hewlett-Packard?

I blame 2legs if it isn't.

err no idea what HP stands for.... its a make of sauce... like heinz is to tomato sauce, so HP are to brown sauce... which reminds me... I need to buy some HP sauce I blame 2legs for there never being enough differnt types of sauces in the house at the same* time

Hey, look what I found for brown sauce A40756025. Thanks, 2legs.

Okay, I'm off to be productive or at least active or whatever, for which I blame 2legs.

????????????????????????I know about freeze distilling vodka (pretty nurses have access to the machinery,) but I blame 2legs for me having no idea about vodka margarine. HELP!!!!

i was wondering that.

I've also yet to try this (tends to be risky at school) but you can make vodka sweets.

It sounds monumentally unpleasent but the ingrediants are a mix of skittles, vodka and ice - and an incredibly complictated method.

HP sauce is so named because the inventor heard that a restaurant in the Houses of Parliament had begun serving it. For many years the bottle labels have carried a picture of the Houses of Parliament.

The company that makes it is HP Foods - named after the sauce which was invented in 1896 by a grocer from Nottingham.

I blame 2legs for me knowing all this and having to drag it out of my memory.

Ooo I'd forgotten about the little pic of the houses of parliment on the bottles...

I blame 2legs for the idea of vodka margerine not as it happens working out very well wehn we tried it. Vodka jelly fine, sex on the beech jelly fine, jack danials mustard, fine... vodka margerine... nope they just don't mix up very well ahh.... student days...
I blame 2legs for the bakery not having much left by the time I got there and for my having woken up far* earlier than I'd have liked today and for my needing to get a move on and shower and check trains and pack a bag and stuff

I have named the legsy one! Oh la la! that has made my day!



No blame required!

Ahh you've only just noticed? : I changed it last night sometime after I saw your post I blame 2legs for patent stealing of other peoples ideas I also blame 2legs for these really very very very very nice and very very pink panties not being the most sensible things for wearing under jeans, nor, now i hink about it, in this weather damn... and now I'll ahve to change into the equally pink but slightly more ... err 'standard' version of the same

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