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I blame 2legs for goo.

More serious blame: one of my old friends, whom I met earlier this evening, is getting more and more affected by Alzheimer. She still recognises me, but keeps on asking my name and such. Life sucks.

Hey! Chris just posted a list of the first 25 threads in Ask and this one wasn't in it What's the bloody story you lot?

Who's Chris?

Christopher

That the user name?

Who is Chris?

Why is Ask?

Where is Blame?

When is 2legs?

As much as I like birds, (and no I'm not being stupidly double entendre, for once), I love birds, pure and simple. As much as Bill Oddie claims he does. I think Bill Oddie is an annoying twit. Or a tweeter, as I believe, he calls himself. I blame 2legs for Bill Oddie the twittish tweeter..

I blame 2legs for Operation Stack. The garden of England? More like the car park.

I blame 2legs for confusion over what the 25 thread whing was in refernce to and this thread not being old enough to count if I understood it properly which I probalby didn't which is probalby my fault.
I blame 2legs for the three hours it has taken me today to move a HiFi amp from on the desk to the unit, which invovled my having to move the mixer which involved having to find longer cables for the mixer and reroute the cables for the mixer, to move the pre amp, involving disconnecting it and i finding and rerouting longer tables t to it, and involved having to insurt hooks in the ceiling to run cable through from teh speakers, and which involved my breaking and then having to fix the binding poasts on one of the speakers
I blame 2legs for my not being able to decide if the speakers are in phase or not

I blame 2legs for The Mail on Sunday.

I blame 2legs for the male on Sunday, and the female on wednesday.

I blame 2legs for something genuinely good being on Lily Allen's ghastliness of a TV programme.

I blame 2legs for not having a ghastliness of his own available for people who don't want to know about Lily Allen's ghastliness.

I blame 2legs for my complete inability to get the sound right on my new telly. I also believe him to be in some way responsible for the two white lines down the middle!

I blame 2legs for the transexual on Tuesday and the delay in my copy arriving
I blame 2legs for his gastliness and ghoalniness and lowestoftaness I blame 2legs for how great Jazz from Hell is and for my inability to have recognized that fact when I origionally owned the album as a kid

I blame 2legs for files not emailing properly.

Yeh, I still haven't recieved that tune you were trying to send the other night
I blame 2legs for speakers costing £345 and amp cabs costing £895

I blame 2legs for secrets.

I blame 2legs for secret secutarial secretions.

I blame 2legs for internet japes possibly being taken too literally, but maybe not being taken too literally as it depends how I interpret the reply.