h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for me being too busy elsewhere online to blame him today until now

I blame him for me leaving the milk in the shopping cart instead of putting it in the car, and not realizing until I got home and was putting groceries away, thus having to go back to the store. I further blame him for having to explain several times to PaperBaby, as I was standing in line with the new gallon of milk to let the clerk know what happened that we were *not* stealing, as we'd already paid.

I blame 2legs for late nights, early mornings, and phone calls and skype and for work

I blame 2legs for aching shoulders and long boring car rides.

I blame 2legs for the trapeze beetles

I blame 2legs for feeling irritable for 2 days in a row.

Lucky old irritable, eh?

I blame 2legs for age making us fall over at 11pm & having to call someone out

I blame 2legs for wanting an early night & not getting it - the early night that is

I blame 2legs for not getting a parking space in our road, when we got back

"Judge not that ye be not judged." (Jesus circa 30AD)

So perhaps we shouldn't blame 2legs, cos that's a bit like judging, in which case we too will be judged.

I blame 2legs for Mary Magdolen and tax collectors.

Count not by the fingers of one hand that which counts those others, and count not once more with the other, that may the first not counting be The man maketh the drink, yet the drink maketh the man Frozen eals never lie I blame 2legs for rediculus quotes that I just made up I blame 2legs for defrosting freezers, water on the floor, and having too many things that need doing in one day I also blame 2legs for the very mysterious blood stains on the utility room floor

I blame 2legs for the tragic demise of the Norse gods: they were much more fun than the Abrahamic bunch.

Bring back Thor! He could easily have that Jesus dude in a fight.

It'd be very bad for the fight paying public though, I really can't imagine Jesus retaliating at all in the ring... it'd be over too quick, and the TV rights buying people don't like quick fights.... Now, God versus Thor, that could be an interesting one.....

I blame 2legs for the Welsh and Belgians.

We normally blame people for bad things, so you can't really blame him for the Welsh. Commend him might be a better word. Or thank him.

I blame 2legs for Anne Robinson and her ego.

I blame 2legs for Norweigians.

I blame 2legs for big double agg and bacon rolls for lunch... Mmmmmm!

I blame 2legs for Inner and Outer Mongolians.

I blame 2legs for one of my work collegues being called 'Jesus', I might not be able to stop myself asking him if he can walk on water and that would just be unbuisness like I also blame 2legs for the laundry and the weather and the inability to jump off my balcony with any great reliable sense I can do it without kiling or injuring myself, it'd just be so cool to leap off the balcony and then walk up to the shops rahter than messing about with all that up and down staircase nonsense

I blame 2legs for rubber axes.