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I blame 2legs for me still not having that* much money, though more than I did earlier, if only I wasn't so cheap

I blame 2legs for Boro letting in Rob Hulse to make it 1-0 to Sheff.Utd. AND for making Gareth Southgate manager

I blame 2legs for the fact I've let my go cold AGAIN, and for getting blinking wet on the way to work

I blame 2legs for packing and cats that pack themselves.

I blame 2legs for it being 03:43am and I'm still at work

I blame 2legs for teh bits of my body that hurt I blame 2legs for me pretty -much having gone 'pro' I blame 2legs for it beign 4.18 AN and me still having a big of gin to drink

I blame 2legs for not sharing his gin

I blame 2legs for his almost going to bed right now I blame 2legs for not knowign where adrian lives I blame 2legs for the gin being in the other oom

I blame 2legs for not knowing I'm in Heathrow Airport

I blame 2legs for the decline of western civilisation, and surprising emails.

I blame 2legs that i don't get surprising emails

I blame 2legs for making me consider buying more purple knickers...

I blame 2legs for the hootoo obsession with purple knickers(I think I have 3 pairs)

I blame 2legs for me trying to yikes one of his posts to protect his dignity.

I blame 2legs that I read that post..I agree Roy..

I blame 2legs for me leaving my toothbrush in St Albans, forgetting to buy a memory card yesterday & the surprising strength of this coffee. And David Cameron.

I blame 2legs for people that mess you about

I blame 2legs for being yikesd by Roymondo before I read what his post said.

I blame 2legs for having a microgramme of dignity left that's worth preserving.

RF

You might like to know that all this 'Tony'ing going on was successful. He has sent a couple of e-mails and actually met up with Rhodri. So it was all worthwhile.