h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Fine thanks

Ah evening 2legs nice to meet ya at last you

Yeah we wanna know.

Know? know what? what is it you want to know? hello hello hello do you want to know?

I blame 2legs for not understanding Adrians question.

I blame 2legs for obtuse questions I blame 2legs for having to log off and shower now

I blame 2legs for blaming 2legs

I blame 2legs for chaos

I blame chaos for 2legs.

RF

I blame 2legs for me missing Tabs post on my PS.

I blame 2legs for chewy, tasteless cement. and Chewy tasteless tarmac too for that matter

I blame 2legs for not saying hello when I'm trying to be friedly

Friendly even

I blame 2legs for Failing to Notice Adrian and not saying 'hello' until now

I blame 2legs for being friedly.

RF

I blame 2legs for banks

I blame 2legs for all the baked goodies I made last night.

I blame him for good New York newspaper classical music reviews that I'm supposed to ignore.

I blame 2Legs for washer failiure...and the resulting stream of water...

I blame 2legs for spiders webs and creepy things

I blame 2legs for toast. I blame 2legs for my having to go to the pub again tonight I blame 2legs for the take away I'll probably get from the fish n chip shop before goign to the pub I blame 2legs for the £1.50 I have left in my wallet after buying cigarettes this morning I blame 2legs for his having to count out a lot of five pence pieces in the fish n chip shop this evening in order to be able to buy soemthing to eat

I blame 2legs for cardborad boxes, tissue paper and bubble wrap and cats sitting on all three!