h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for flicking that elastic band off my own thumb into my eye then into the pint of I just poured

I blame 2legs for spankmunki being

I blame 2legs for not really being much of a jacket potato eater, but therefore considering many things might go with jacket spuds, like a cheese filling for them for starters, and butter too, with burgers or lasanga or doing the jacket spuds as roast potato slices and having with minced beef done with onions and garlic and such like, or just having them with or and I blame 2legs for my diet being restricted by the HooToo food smileys

I blame 2Legs for our messy kitchen floor.

I blame 2Legs for the english 'translation' on this page (from the register). Leastways, it reads like one of his more lucid postings

http://www.izirobotics.co.kr/english/products_03.html

(still a darn sight better than my Korean though )

I blame 2legs for my jeans taking ages to dry in the tumble dryer and for my being hungry I blame 2legs for my nearly being skint I blame 2legs for me having chicken biriani for dinner tonight as its about all I can meaningfully concoct using the minamul supply of ingrediants at my command

I blame 2legs that I left my drink in the car.

I blame 2legs for the Sales Department's entertainment budget.

RF

I blame 2legs for the entertainments departments sales budget I blame 2legs for the large amount of biriani I just ate

I blame 2legs for the lack of biriani.

RF

I blame 2legs for the glut of Chicken Biriani due to it being one spicey dish I really rahter like and cook well Actually... I blame 2legs for my limited diet (curently biriani and variations of about two or three times a week, an ocasional pilaf, ocasional risotto, and stir fried noodles the rest of the time

I blame 2legs for deciding to suddenly take a trip to London, cook biriani in a kitchen he's not familiar with, serve it up to Reddyfreddy, then disappearing back to Cambridgeshire. All within the next hour.

Either that, or the telephone number on those leaflets they* keep pushing through my door are going to look increasingly irresistable.

RF

* Damn "they"!

Tis my* version of Biriani, not sure from meory how close it'd be ato an actual take away one heck get a take out!; I got a madras take out the other night and it was fab

I blabe 2legs for dis code dat's trying to seddle id by siduses...

And for be deciding to type how I'b talking ri' dow

poor amy i blame 2legs for Amy's sinuses as well

I blame 2Legs for my sinuses trying to drown my in sticky gloop

I blame 2legs for Jk sharing that with us all

I blame 2legs for today being mine and Mrs. D's third wedding anniversary.

congratulations MR D and Mrs D hope you have a lovely day

I would love to have a lovely day... unfortunately I'm at w*rk. No prizes for guess who I blame for this.