h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for Tabitca

I blame 2legs for polypropanine

i blame 2legs for having 2legs

I balme 2 legs for half the northen line being out ont he day of the meet.

I'll blame 2legs for the heat....

I blame 2legs for News 24's top notch coverage of an aeroplane on a runway. Earlier they had some equally comprehensive footage of the same 'plane on different runway.

I BLAME 2LEGS FOR MY STOMUCH ACHE

I blame 2legs for an overheating hard drive on my PC

I blame 2legs for story telling

I blame 2legs for the fact I am too hot

I blame 2legs for it being too hot to cook

I just made a stir fry for tea and I blame 2legs for making me too hot to eat it.

I just had a mixed leaf green salad with tomato and onion with a wholemeal roll and a (very quickly cooked) sirloin steak I blame 2legs for it not being filling enough

I blame 2legs for tabitca not eating spicy food

I blame 2legs for my nearly having run out of guinness

I blame 2legs for people who wink

I also blame him for me having too many Grateful Dead songs in my MP3 collection

I blame 2-Legs for my shiner, nothing to do with me kicking a bog door open on sat after !!

I blame 2legs because i am too hot...cool me down someone

too too hot here tooo and no guinness in the house till tommorrow may have to attack the gin I blame 2legs for no guinness and the heat

I blame 2Legs for global warming, and the heatwave continuing till the end of the week