h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the skab, for bringing up the skab and for the word skab.

I blame 2legs for people I converse with in RL generally commenting on how intelligent I am and people I meet online generally writing me off as an idiot.

*wonders who that idiot was*

I blame 2legs for the weather.

Well, obviously the weather is the fault of 2legs. What people don't realise is that the biblical plagues were his doing too!

I blame 2legs for that clear jelly on spam.

I blame 2legs for the fact I'm in a good mood despite being bored and tired.

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No offence, but looking at you're Personal Space you do come across as a whingy middle-class teenager who thinks that nobody understands his/her pain. This will automatically get you labelled as an idiot online... trust me, I know.

I blame 2legs for my grasp of the English language failing me in that last post.

I blame 2legs for Paully lacking a classical education. (F47997?thread=614592)


Geggs

Well I just banged my knee on my desk and would very much like to blame someone for that. So, no offence to the twin legged fellah, but it was your fault you git.

All my doing

There, there, 2legs... it's all your fault.

I know, I know, how true how true.

I Blame 2legs for my being responsible for all these things I blame 2legs for recklessly spending oney on taxis and stuff today.

I blame 2legs for living in a town with roads that are only accessible for one hour a day.

I blame 2legs for the deteriation in family thinggies over the past few decades.

I blame 2legs for the space race, the arms race, the nuclear bomb race, and the Scores Race.

I blame 2legs for war, tea and garna mucarla.

I blame 2legs for chicken risotto.

I blame 2legs for the dity pans and crockery and stuff in the kitchen.

I blame 2legs for party poppers.

I blame 2legs for the 'incident' in 'The Commador' with the 'sparkler' a few years back.

I blame 2legs for the van with forign number plates pulling into the space outside the pub earlier just as my taxi was trying to pass by said pub.

I blame 2legs for the 7 pence rise in a packet of 20 cigarettes in the UK.

I blame 2legs for that crumb on the moue mat.

You missed out the rat race.

I blame 2legs for the badgers

I blame 2legs for mising the rat race.

I blame 2legs for the milk race.

I blame 2legs for the extinction of neantharl man.

I blame 2legs for not being able to spel neanderthal.
I blame 2legs for the curchill dog.

May as well blame 2legs for Churchill too then.

I'm about to undertake something Very Risky (poaching eggs while logged onto h2). If my eggs end up rubbery, it'll certainly be 2legs' fault.

I blame 2lags for the holes in my fishnet stockings

or even 2legs

and I certainly blame 2legs for those commentators talking while Max Boyce was singing his little out on Saturday