h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the sunlight coming through the window of the front room, forcing me to pull the blinds down.

Donald

I blame 2legs for living in such a c****y place that he can't get to either of the phone shops of the brand he's bought a mobile from, and so can't register the stupid thing.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I appear to be the Worst Clue Giver Ever in the History of the Search for Jack Game (A3671921).

Oh, and I also blame 2legs for the complete lack of and suchlike much necessary Middle Eastern Smileys.

Actually, I'll throw in the and <?> smileys too.

And the fact there are no new smileys being added in the near future.

You mean we're not getting new smileys for Easter? That 2legs is a right g*t!

Yeah and where's the Kakapo smiley?

I blame 2legs for my exceedlingly baaaad mood today, the neighbour's dog barking *again* , the other neighbours using his ing chainsaw while I was trying to have a nap, the video not working properly, the computer not working properly, AND the fact that I can't be bothered cooking tea.

I blame 2legs for my making even more typing errors than I usually do recently.

I blame 2legs for diverting everyones attention away from h2g2's most excellent anagram lovers forum 'Anagrammitis' @ A2180512.....

I blame 2legs for me never getting past World 1-3 on "Mario Forever".

I blame 2legs for the extinction of the Pterasaurs.

I blame 2legs for Avernus spelling "Pterosaurs" incorrectly.

I am so so so so so so so ery ery very very ery very very very very very sorry as this is all my entire totaly and utter fault

I Blame 2legs for that patently faulse, not heart felt pathetic attempt at an apology.

I blame 2legs for his degree of self-awareness when he apologises for himself. Yes, both of him.

I blame 2legs for simposts.

I blame 2legs for there being so much to blame 2legs for.

Man, that was a couple of posts right at the same time... and I blame 2legs!

I blame 2legs for Lady P's

Oh, much obliged.

I blame 2legs for the fact that tomorrow I will be studying Jakobson and De Saussure for the umpteenth time already.

And I blame 2legs for Jakobson and De Saussure having such long, annoying inspellable names.

And I blame 2legs for the inexistance of the word 'inspellable'.

And I can just tell this will be a simpost as well... this is all your fault, 2legs!

I blame 2legs for the strange skab formed on the inside of his ear hole.