h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Keith, it's another miracle! He hasn't been back to my spare room for a couple of days so I went in this morning to get any dishes (given up waiting for him to do the washing up) and, I wasn't snooping or anything, but I happened to glance down and found a paper that he had left just lying around in a magazine under the mattress.

It was exactly what you had written! OMG! I'll have to explain that Facebook is not like a real book, he can do it on my computer.

As I am away during the week I am not always aware of some of my posts being yikesed. Hence, I would just like to state that warner is a totally rational human being who does not need any professional help at all and that his posts on his site enrich our knowledge of the wonders of religion and Islam in particular and all it's wonderfully accepting ways...unless you are a woman, gay or kaffur of course.

Thank you.

I would of course back this up with some random quote from a book that I use to run my life by but I don't run my life by some thousand year old book based on even older texts so I won't.

' I don't run my life by some thousand year old book based on even older texts so I won't.'


I confess that I quite often turn to a thousand year old book for solace. Here's the main part, which I offer as a help to any who might need it: http://www8.georgetown.edu/departments/medieval/labyrinth/library/oe/texts/a3.6.html

It really is a consolation, take my word for it.

Like crocus emerging into unknown world, be prepared to expose all your glory, for what you bring will meet only indifferent audience.

At least I didn't quote out of context.

It’s nice to be original

ears to see and eyes to hear, and all that . . .

the ones that must will get to the Bottom of it all.

People can pontificate as much as they like, most if not all are no more than parasites on vast ball orbiting even bigger ball on a journey to nowhere and as for this so called god , this metaphor is no more than a distraction to evolving reality

"It was exactly what you had written! OMG! I'll have to explain that Facebook is not like a real book, he can do it on my computer."


Ah ha, that explains it then. Mention also that if he really wants to get fish to the masses then he can simply email this >>>>

I see that jolly fool rules the roast, lets then feed on nonsense and get fat on Stupidity

rules 'the roast'? I'll not stand for it!


Freedom for the Roast!!


(is there stuffing?)

I'm going to bed I'm getting bleary and cross eyed and Winternights is starting to make sense.

I was waiting up for Jesus but you know how he is about promising to come back soon.

Enema would be more appropriate

Not while there's a hose-pipe ban!

I have a recipe for a kind of cake that does the trick. After I eat one I say 'With flans like these, who needs enemas?'

Where have all those lovely “God “fearing, bible throwing, church going, guardians gone! Do they know something we don’t? or is it that there some religious festival on whereby they are not allowed to use a keyboard until the next full moon.

Or a Jesus come back and gone again taking the lot of them with him

Has anybody seen one of these “s”, its missing from the last sentence in post 3796, be kind enough to put it back if you find it

Kind regards Winternights

4 days

has he shown up yet or is this thread a bust???

Honestly Taff, can't you keep your mind off of breasts for 4 days?

Gif

>has he shown up yet or is this thread a bust???<

I was startled awake in the middle of last night by a sound from my spare room. I got up because I wanted to have a word with Jesus about how inconsiderate it is to go out promising to come back soon.

I could see the light in the crack under the door and then caught a smell like someone burning a lot of matches. Is he burning incense in there? I should have knocked but instead just opened the door, it IS my house.

It was Satan going through Jesus' stuff.