h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is, or surely must be, but a mere matter of time.

whowasthat?

don't in the coridor!

well its Friday again yet the great question is still not resolved, so perhaps now we should arrange for each of us in turn to be the "who" that "was", then we could try and work out which one is who if correct then they become the new who and so on, now as a clue I'm not the who so, "who was that"


sorry, I think I'm going mad, just popping off to Woolies to get all my Christmas presents from the pick and mix of whats left

Don't forget to buy wrapping paper.
Perhaps it is a sign...

anyone there?......if so who was that?must be just that FRIDAY feeling

Nobody here, nobody here at all, just ignore that large box, its unimportant

BOOOOOOOOM!!

Booom boom shake shake the room?
*shifts the box out of the way

Hello.....anybody there.......hello.........hmmmmm.....in that case nobody will miss this

It couldn't have been me. I've only been here for a couple of days.

well maybe it was because you where never here to say it wasn't, but if it is you then you wouldn't tell us anyway

If you think I can be here when I wasn't even here, how do you know I'm here typing this?

Everybody has to be somewhere, here is somewhere, and even people who arn't here must be somewhere and even people who arn't people must therefore be somewhere, everyone needs somehwere to be its just physics.

You make my point for me, 2legs. I was somewhere else at the time. Honest.

But not everybody can be somewhere else, even through everyone has to be somewhere, not everyone can be somewhere else at the same time; Two bodies not occurpying the same temporal and spatial coordinates an all that jazz, so maybe, yes, if you were somewher eelse, then someone else must have been here, or somewhere, one of the two I guess

I'm afraid you're right, 2legs. Someone else was here. Someone other than me. And now they're denying it. And if they claim that they were occupying two different temporal and spatial coordinates, then where would we all be? The world of crime (and more importantly crime fiction) would tilt on its axis.

Inspector Japp: He can't have done it, Poirot. He has a watertight alibi.

Poirot: But that is irrelevant, mon ami. The man is an h2g2 researcher, and can be in two different places at the same time. While he was at the ambassador's reception, he was simultaneously strangling Madame Atkins.

Inspector Japp: In that case, Poirot, let's execute him before he can cause any more trouble.

Poirot: Indeed. Miss Lemon, kindly prepare for me a tisane, and a for the good Inspector.

But, if your there, and I@m here, but I@m also there, and here, but there here isn't here there, but a differnt there there here here I think

I'd like to be somewhaere hot now and I'm not somewhere hot, so I must be somewhere cold, so I@m not there then here.

So you think you can change your temperature coordinates by changing your spatial coordinates? Worth a try, I suppose.

Spatial temporal and temputratureal can all I think be changed. It got warmer earlier and I coudln't figur eit out until I realised I was sitting in the oven again... and it was a funny time.... and place.... and temperature... maybe its a sign