h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello hootoo....ians.here's the deal.Think of any quote,and then misquote it in anyway you like.An example would be......

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Misquoted....A fool and his money are some party?????????

Ok,feel free to dive in..

Charity begins in rome...

'Now is the discount of our summer tents'

to each,his zone.

All for one,one for more

Many a man hath more hair than s**t Thrice the brinded cat hath mowed We shall frighte them on the beaches I'll be bach

A rolling scone fathers no loss.

Brass doesn't snow in a fizzy heat.

To 'Der' is human, to 'Forget' is mine.

He's a wolf in cheap clothing.

A bird in demand is worth two of George Bush

'one flew over teh cucos chest' 'here I am, Brain the size of a badger'

Once bitten,twice slime.

'i've got a hole in my rocket' 'Romeo Romeo, where for fart thou romeo' 'Follow the straight craft' 'It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a weevil than it is for a rich man to ....

'When I hear the word culture I reach for my vodka'

A friend in need has a silver lining....
BCNU - Crescent

'Now is the discount of our summer tents'

'Good for winter with this piece of cork'

Dynarod's a girls best friend