h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Crazy golf? But that would be really dangerous for her though, wouldn't it? All those holes in the ground...

I heard that Sir Alan Sugar described her as "Long John Silver's great grandaughter" but personally I'd like to thank her for the entertainment, also I've made a mint on my celebdaq shares which I bought on her weeks ago,

Mol: << She doesn't have 24 million, only 16 million.>>

Wish I only had 16 million

Deb

Well you know what to do

Surely she still did get the £25,000,000 as although might not be in cash and actually be in numerous properties, if I remember correctly, it is still £25 million she didn't have before marrying Macca. If you ask me Mucca still did very well for doing very little, except for making herself look really unpleasant of course.

Well whatever she got, it's more than enough. Keep her going for a long time.

" She doesn't have 24 million, only 16 million."

Thought you said she did? But OK, the *extra* £16M should cover a couple of first class train tickets.

What is A and B class anyway?

On railways I either choose first class or second class.

Haven't come across different bus classes.

On planes it's either business or economy.

Are there any A and B systems, other than roads?

Getting back to the original question ...

I'd say scaryass gold digging bitch.

I mean, seriously ... Paul didn't see this coming? It seems that his daughters did and by all accounts weren't terribly happy with their new stepmother.

This woman just comes across as totally vile.


az

Beatrice, when I saw the A & B class thing I took it to mean the same as A-list celebs etc. Would that make sense?

Deb

Got to admit. I thought this was the usual tabloid witchhunt too.

It seems though, having read some of the judgement, she is indeed a scaryass gold digging bitch.

Worked though didn't it.

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Wouldn't have used those exact words, but seems likely.

Though if she was just in it for the money, why wait so long?

I would say she was a money grubber because I don't recall her ever really doing anything except be a thorn in Paul's side. Yes, he did make the mistake of marrying her, but when you ask for a wine budget as high as she did in a divorce proceedings, that makes it a bit ridiculous. (BTW, what she asked for, even from pounds to dollar equivalent, for a wine budget is more than I make in a year, so that's why I think it's ridiculous ).

That said, I hope that Paul, if he chooses to marry again, will take his time before he weds again. Her side, I think she's going to end up disappearing fairly soon unless she wants something along the lines of more alimony and such.

I also don't get the water thing. As SoRB mentioned earlier - why wasn't Ms Mills immediately arrested and charged with assault?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7303266.stm

'Ms Mills told the BBC she approached Ms Shackleton and said: "I'm not a loser."
She then "poured the whole jug of water on her head", she said. "I was very calm," she added.'

Sounds like a total loser to me.

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Ooooh, wouldn't that be wonderful!

I don't have the same sympathy for the young Beatrice that some have expressed here. Frankly, she is going to have a much better and comfortable life than most children, and she'll have all sorts of opportunities open to her. Lots of people have nut-cases for mothers but don't have the comfort of being a millionaire to help 'ease their pain'. The only unfortunate thing is that by the time Beatrice is old enough to make up her own mind about all this crap, her father will probably be dead.

Paul may be a weirdo (I have no idea), but he's kept a very dignified silence about all of this which makes him come out of this mess looking, well, dignified.

Ms Mills, on the other hand, has made herself look like a total fool.


az

She did lose her footing fairly quickly.

az

She comes across as a tad unbalanced.

Couple of beermats should sort that out

She's certainly constantly making faux pas.




PS, Jonathon Ross was good last night, eh?

Hopefully now Heather can make strides toward a better future. Touch wood.

Yes, she's footloose and fancy-free now...