h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How come?

They way you are changing history to make it politically correct.

History cant be changed, only the telling of it.

Haven´t you heard? Time travel might be possible in a few weeks.

Little Britain

Now, Little Britain I can handle... League of Gentlemen freaks me RIGHT out.

I despise Little Britain.

Vaguely relevant: F1749279?thread=4551387

the way that if england win any thing it's an english victory but if scotland or wales win it's a british victory

It disturbs me that Wales and Scotland aren't still grateful to the English for showing such clemency after Edward I conquered their lands. We could have just called the whole lot "England".

and then "fatty" henry could have named the whole country wales after the battle of bosworth

Just you wait till I conquer the lot!

Frisbeerlande it'll be

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yeah, he might have done. But then, "what's in a name?"
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
It would be one country.

The utter contrariness of so many people in such a small space all refusing to acknowledge all the other people.

Though I suspect that's just in the south

Soap operas

Celebrity obsession. Though, come to think of it, I can't think of one person who's obsessed with celebrities. Do they exist? They must do if the covers of magazines are anything to go by.

The power of the media.

The powerlessness of law enforcement

i can't find anything that disturbs me about current Britain... except perhaps the loss of Princess Diana... i have always felt that whole scenario was not on the up and up.

Disturbances, such as earthquakes.

Oh yes the terrible earthquakes . There a little disturbing if you notice them or you have a sensative pet .

best fishes.......tod

I'm quite disturbed by them because I haven't noticed them at all, but everyone's talking about them, which is disconcerting. How do they manage to be so sneaky and happen so discretely?