h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you understand what i mean???

You expect me to answer that question with a question just because you tell me too?

Is there a problem????

You think there is a problem?
What makes you think that?

Are any of the worlds problems worth the effort?

Do you honestly think that this is a good use of global resources???

IS the effort worth the problem?

why not, would one more spam thread on the net be noticed by anyone?

The net, what net?

Do i really need to answer that????

Do you think you'd be justified in NOT answering it?

Has anyone answered a single question yet?

To answer, or not to answer?

Can somebody get me a drink?

and what would you like???????

Water?
Coffee?
Red wine?
Vodka?

Are they the choices?

Have you got any Mountain Dew?

Would be you very upset to lurn that I do not have any of that <?>
What is it anyhow?

if you had the power to let a crustacean speak, would you choose crabs or lobsters?

if i choose lobsters over crabs would it make any difference?