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The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Jul 7, 2004
Glowing Pickle Limerick
There once was a pickle of green
By its light everything could be seen
120 volts bright
illuminescent light
yet the smell was really quite mean
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
Baron Grim Posted Jul 7, 2004
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 7, 2004
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Jul 8, 2004
Thank you! Thank You!
*takes a bow*
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes Posted Jul 8, 2004
by the light (not the dark, by the light)
of the glo-owing pickle (not the tomato but the pickle)
i wanna tickle (not scratch but tickle)
to my honey i'll not be fickle!
honeymoon (honey moon, honey moon), in the shape of a sickle
your greenish yellow beams will bring love's dreams
we'll be cuddlin' quickl-y by that glow so pickle-y
by that lovely glowing pickle
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
Baron Grim Posted Jul 8, 2004
In style of Rik, the people's poet:
Pickle...
You are so fickle...
You glow, like radioactive pollution.
Am I coming to your town or are you coming to mine?
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jul 8, 2004
Peter Piper Picked A Peck of Pickled Peppers
If Peter Piper Picked A Peck of Pickled Peppers
How Many Pickled Peppers
Did Peter Piper Pick?
If you were brought up on the System Internationale 'Unite you probably won't be able to answer this question.
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes Posted Jul 8, 2004
pontus pogorny poked a pint of peppered pickles...
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jul 8, 2004
aT 1ST SIGHT i THOUGHT YOU'D SAID S'THING ABOUT 'PORNOGRAPHY', RIOTACT.
(B------d keyboard!)
At risk of blickybadger getting too frisky, thought I'd let people know that I've phoned my local council regarding the hiatus of rubbish collection 
. 
They're going to ring me back.
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 9, 2004
Bet the lazy badgers won't even ring you back... you'l have to ring them again... get put on hold.... for a long while... gets dark... light of a glowing pickle to illuminate the scilence on the phone...
The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Jul 13, 2004
Oh my freaking god this thread is scary.
The Glowing Pickle of Doom
The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Jul 13, 2004
may I ask how you came across the infamous glowing pickle of doom thread?
The Glowing Pickle Thread of Doom
The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 Posted Jul 13, 2004
I hope we didn't scare you away
The Glowing Pickle Thread of Doom
riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes Posted Jul 13, 2004
looks like we did.
The Glowing Pickle Thread of Doom (A Horribly owned subsidiary of the Most Boring and Banal Thread on h2g2).
Baron Grim Posted Jul 13, 2004
All our tines are gone,
Forked but now it's gone.
Seasonings don't fear the pickle,
Nor do the mayo, the bun and the grain.
Come on Baby... Don't fear the pickle,
Baby take my hand... Don't fear the pickle,
We'll be able to glow... Don't fear the pickle,
Baby I'm the Ham.
The Glowing Pickle of Doom
Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Jul 14, 2004
I'm subscribed to AskH2G2 (it comes with me used to not having much of a social life). It appeared one day all of its own accord.
The Glowing Pickle of Doom
riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes Posted Jul 14, 2004
the pickle...glowing...own accord...why doctor, that means... yes... YES..IT'S ALIVE!...IT'S ALIVE!!!
The Glowing Pickle of Doom
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jul 14, 2004
I don't recall 'glowing' as one of the criteria for s'thing to be alive.
Tries to recall things that glow but aren't alive.
What about luminous objects like paint, badges, radioactive paint, Cherenkov radiation etc etc, etc?
The Glowing Pickle of Doom
riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes Posted Jul 14, 2004
the glowing is neither here nor there. it's the "own accord" that freezes me in my tracks! our dear cucurbit is not merely alive, but intelligent enough to have an accord all its own! a bright future opens to our creation! it could become, well, not prime minister or president of the untied snakes, , but well, lots of things!
The Glowing Pickle of Doom
WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted Jul 14, 2004
It could become a dilettante and stand for the House of Picklement 
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The Glowing Pickle Thread (A subidiary of the most boring and banal thread on h2g2)
- 61: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Jul 7, 2004)
- 62: Baron Grim (Jul 7, 2004)
- 63: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 7, 2004)
- 64: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Jul 8, 2004)
- 65: riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes (Jul 8, 2004)
- 66: Baron Grim (Jul 8, 2004)
- 67: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Jul 8, 2004)
- 68: riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes (Jul 8, 2004)
- 69: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Jul 8, 2004)
- 70: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 9, 2004)
- 71: Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) (Jul 13, 2004)
- 72: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Jul 13, 2004)
- 73: The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42 (Jul 13, 2004)
- 74: riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes (Jul 13, 2004)
- 75: Baron Grim (Jul 13, 2004)
- 76: Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) (Jul 14, 2004)
- 77: riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes (Jul 14, 2004)
- 78: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Jul 14, 2004)
- 79: riotact : like a phoenix from the ashes (Jul 14, 2004)
- 80: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (Jul 14, 2004)
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