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Whats your other name?
Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? Started conversation Mar 29, 2004
My cousin e mailed me this today, it's just a bit of silliness to make you smile.....
Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d = gadget, e =crusty, f = greasy, g = fluffy, h = cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k = flunky, l= boobie, m = pinky, n = zippy, o = goober, p = doofus, q = slimy, r = loopy, s = snotty, t = tootie, u = dorkey, v = squeeze it, w = oprah, x = skipper, y =dinky,z = zsa-zsa.
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = burger, e = girdle, f = barf, g = lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie,j = monkey, k =potty, l = liver, m = banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p = hamster, q = toad,r = gizzard, s =pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken, v = pickle, w = chuckle, x = tofu, y = gorilla,z = stinker.
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f = breath, g = pants, h = shorts, i = lips,j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m = tushie, n = chunks, o = hiney, p = biscuits, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny, t = sniffer, u = sprinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x = humperdinck, y = brains, z = juice.
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
My new name is Boobie Gizzard-Face. Charming isn't it
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REDBONES68 Posted Mar 29, 2004
my new name is Spotty Liver-Cootie
thats just what i've always wanted to be!!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Mar 29, 2004
Loopy Apple tush,!!! 
I always had this suspecion, but to find out... 
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Laura Posted Mar 29, 2004
mine turned out to be poopsie apple-breath
(My little sister that is)
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Elenitsa Posted Mar 29, 2004
Boobie Gizzardface....I like it! Possibly a bit TOO subtle tho!
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Dark Master - The end is now (2005/03/01) Officially Left Posted Mar 29, 2004
Goober Waffle-mouth, delightful
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Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? Posted Mar 29, 2004
Tony Blair would be Zippy Liver-lips, I think that suits him
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Mar 29, 2004
Poopsie Gerbilsniffer 
ehich i sslightly woorying to say the least!
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Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? Posted Mar 29, 2004
I could get quite addicted to this Two of my friends will now be known as 'Greasy Liver-Chunks' and 'Snotty Bubble-Sniffer'
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Wand'rin star Posted Mar 30, 2004
My RL name gives Chim chim Bubbletush, but my h2g2 nickname translates much more entertainingly as "Zippy Gerbilbuns" 
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Mar 30, 2004
I've done this before, and am well known in certain circles now as Zippy Apple-Butt
Though were I to use my formal Hootoo name of Queegle Sproggit - I'd be... oh goodness... 'Crusty Hamster-Hiney'! 
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Geggs Posted Mar 30, 2004
If I use my hootoo name then I appear to be Fluffy Apple-Butt. But, interestingly, if I use my real name then I come out as Loopy Lizard-lips.
Geggs
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badger party tony party green party Posted Mar 30, 2004
in RL Id be Loopy Liverface.
My hootie name is Chim-chim Applepants.
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Trin Tragula Posted Mar 30, 2004
Chim-chim gizzardpants - not so sure about that (chim-chim? hasn't that got something to do with Mary Poppins? )
On the other hand:
Hi there! I'm Crusty Bubblebuns!
Now that I like! 
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- 1: Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? (Mar 29, 2004)
- 2: REDBONES68 (Mar 29, 2004)
- 3: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Mar 29, 2004)
- 4: Serephina (Mar 29, 2004)
- 5: Laura (Mar 29, 2004)
- 6: Laura (Mar 29, 2004)
- 7: Elenitsa (Mar 29, 2004)
- 8: egon (Mar 29, 2004)
- 9: Dark Master - The end is now (2005/03/01) Officially Left (Mar 29, 2004)
- 10: Teuchter (Mar 29, 2004)
- 11: Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? (Mar 29, 2004)
- 12: Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? (Mar 29, 2004)
- 13: Madbeachcomber, I've done my spring cleaning, does that make me sad? (Mar 29, 2004)
- 14: PizzaBoy (Mar 30, 2004)
- 15: Wand'rin star (Mar 30, 2004)
- 16: Famous_Fi (Mar 30, 2004)
- 17: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Mar 30, 2004)
- 18: Geggs (Mar 30, 2004)
- 19: badger party tony party green party (Mar 30, 2004)
- 20: Trin Tragula (Mar 30, 2004)
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