h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Regret eating too much ice cream.

I have'nt a clue what Im doing not done this before help!

im just about ready to explode

Get tired and go to bed.

clear the breakfast things off the dining table so we can have lunch

Have another sip of , well it is after midday on Mother's Day, whilst H gets lunch

I'm about to have a bath

I'm about to get quite concerned about post 43.

RF

I'm about to finish drinking my tea and then go out and finish sweeping up the leaves in the garden.

Maybe that will stop me doing what I think I'm about to do which is shout at the Gruesome Twosome. A lot.

I'm about to straighten hair, open blindsin my room, getoff my bed, go downstairs, makea cup of tea, comment on bad weatrher to and hav a sarnie

It's 22:45 here in China and I have just decided to stay up and watch the rugby on TV, even though the commentary will be in Chinese.

Last night I watched England V Wales on ESPN Star Sports with Chinese commentary. Being a clever sort of bloke I thought I would listen to the BBC commentary on Radio 5. Strangely, there was 2 minute time delay between the TV and radio, very disconcerting. And then to cap it all the webstream went offline about 15 minutes from the final whistle.

I'm all of a dither now, eager anticipation or what?

Cheers

I'm about to watch the rugby too!

For once I'll be supporting Scotland...purely tactically, you understand.

RF

I'm about to put a roach in this fag I just rolled, then I'm going to smoke it. And later on i'm going to have to go up the shop to get more tobacco, cos i've just used the last of my pouch on this one.

i'm about to light a cigarette and wait for alkyeeda to explode

I'm going to ring my niece and play Altered Images "Happy Birthday" down the phone to her!

i'm gonna eat a cheeseburger with mushrooms onions and broccoli on the side

I'm going to put the Gruesome Twosome in bed and read them the last part of the Big Friendly Giant.

I'm going to steal that cheese burger No, seriously, I am going to make a phone call in a moment, which is odd, cause as I was half way through typing this someone rang the house, and asked for 'Mr Smith', which isn't anyone who lives here, how odd, wonder if it was, it could have been, it might have been it could be could it be, was it?

urinate

About to have a cigarette, then open the fridge, and begin cooking something, but what I'll cook I'll decide part way through preparing to cook it, thus introducing a bit of excitement and randomness and origionality to my evening meal something spicey though most probably...