h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Edit a guide entry I've been so amazingly lazy and iddle about that its been in peer review for about two decades.

*after doing a bit* of editing, guess I'm still a lazy slob

About to make a cup of darjeeling tea, before which I'll pause the CD, so I can restart this song once I'm sat down on the sofa with my cup of

Some of the w*rk for which I get paid.

Make a cup of Darjeeling tea.

Make a cup of darjeeling tea, and pop up to the loo whilst it is brewing.

Go to the doctor's office.

Get a shower.

Go to bed for i don't feel to good

i'm about to go outside and have a cig, think about how lucky i am to be here right now!

Fall asleep at my desk after eating too much lunch.

Take the clean pair of socks I brought downstairs a few minutes ago off of the sofa where I put them, and sitting down, put one foot up on the other knee, and place the sock on the foot, ensuring it is aligned correctly, so that the heel is in teh appropiate place, I will then put this now newly socked foot on teh floor, and raise my other foot up, and put this on the knee of the leg with the foot with the sock on it, and repeat the process, putting the second sock on to my second foot, again correctly aligning it and ensuring it is on correctly.
Then I shall lift up my shoes from besides the sofa, and place these on to the appropiate feet of my legs.
Then I will readjust my socks as necessary, retrieve the laces from insides the shoes, and tie up my laces on my shoes.
Then I'll get up and either come back to teh computer or answer the door.

1. Resolve to read the whole thread next time instead of just the first couple of entries just before skipping to the end of the thread.

2. Take a pee

3. Go to bed

4. Sleep instead of continuing to think about stuff.

For the sake of brevity, I haven't detailed the host of small administrative and hygenic activities between (2) and (3).

D

About to pour anothe rcup of Freshly ground French coffee from the coffee machine into my large coffee mug, and then add a little cold water to it, and then drink it

Procrastinate some more.
Finally get round to doing something.
Say "why didn't i do this earlier?"
Punch myself.

Stop procrastinating and make some lunch and eat it...

I finished off my other arf's Easter Egg. I need to find somewhere to hide.

Behind the sofa is a good place.
I'm still going to make lunch soon...

about to sit on the sofa to watch Scooby Doo with the Gruesome Twosome, before sending them off to bed with a kiss and a story.

Sit here and wait for someone to reply to some of the things i've posted in the backlog i've just cleared

Doing the washing up, and make lunch of some description