h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the second ever way for coputers to produce music - required 30000 volts though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rasp88nbsRw

The most romantic song you will ever hear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg

Where were you?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1920944

A Microsoft promotional video, with comments disabled for some strange reason, which tells you how to host a "Windows 7 launch party".

At home.

In Stepford.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cX4t5-YpHQ

Me, I prefer the kind of party where divorces kick off in the kitchen, children are conceived on the stairs, and you hear two girls in the bathroom one sobbing "it's ok, he's a really lovely guy, you make a really lovely couple, really you do" to the other.

Of course, there are the sorts of parties where people can use the word "epistemology" in cold blood, but they aren't as much fun.

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My version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGcBb4PVB58

Another version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6JJ7pa0sl0

Even this one that was edited to be funny (which it was) was still so sickly, plastic and false that I started wretching at 48econds and had to stop it.

I'll happily host one of these parties as long as someone brings along a 12 bore shotgun and a rocket to really launch it where it should go.

Like this, you mean, 3dots?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UrnsS8mPU8&NR=1

Or more concisely: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efT0thAWqxk&NR=1

100 Greatest hits of youtube 4 minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BudhFVnN2o0&feature=channel

I think we've had more than a few of those on this thread!

This can't be real, surely....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=007tojIefng

Plucking twangers....

AGF/Delay - most beautiful

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1fOHmDQilw

Thanks for the Windows 7 party slaying video the problem was I *still* had to sit through the rubbish to get to it. Anyway, shootings to good for 'em. Where's the baseball bat with the nail through it. I can't remember the last time actors playing a part got so under my skin...shiver.

Have you no compassion at all? Using W*ndows 7 is harsh enough a punishment

They must be masochists as they seemed to be enjoying it.

Loooking at the group they had young woman, old woman, youngish bloke and 'the black one'. Wonder which one was gay to appeal to all demographics?

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Here's more creepiness to freak you out 3dots:

"It reflects your personality it declares your individuality ..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbHU8qOy2c4

Windows7 parties and goatee savers? Man, you folks are killing me! *wipes tears*

Ach, there's wierdos in that thar innernet...