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IctoanAWEWawi Posted May 4, 2004
Sorry Blu-tack, looks like you are stuck there!
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Flanker Posted May 4, 2004
Quick someone callout the RSPBT. 
*Royal Society for the Protection of BLU Tac*
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The Reverend Something or Other Posted May 4, 2004
*reading the obits, ...'services for the lamented will be held on the den wall of the lady ...'*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 4, 2004
Advances on CZ carrying a knife!
"Stand still.. this won't hurt a bit"
As the famouse quote goes... 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 4, 2004
Pounces on CZ and sits on him while she checks his shoes for a squashed piece of Blu-tac! Knife in hand! 
"Bluey is that you?"
Probing at an off coloured, faded piece of gummy stuff with her knife.
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The Reverend Something or Other Posted May 4, 2004
Hmmmm, wait a bit, this is one of those novelty sheets. Perhaps little Bluey isn't yet ...
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Beatrice Posted May 4, 2004
You did all see Bluey immortalised in my poem in The Post, didn't you?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 4, 2004
*looks down at toes guiltily*
Do you have a thread? 
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Baron Grim Posted May 4, 2004
I just read it...
Now GET OFF OF ME WITH THAT KNIFE!!!
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Beatrice Posted May 4, 2004
Go to the Front Page.
Click on the link to 
Scroll down to Fiction, and click on the h2g2 poem by me and RF
Enjoy!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 4, 2004
*still probing the sole of CZ's shoe*
Sorry darling... I think this might be a piece of chewing gum!
*holds up offending sticky stuff on the knife tip*
*looks at CZ and waving the knife with the sticking stuff under his nose*
Now just what is your problem young man? We could not have you running about the place with Bluey underfoot.. now could we?
*stands up*
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 4, 2004
*Wrinkles nose and holds breath as she kicks shoes into the corner*
*Takes a deeeeeeep breath and begins searching for Bluey again...*
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The Reverend Something or Other Posted May 7, 2004
*pours a fresh 
, often wondering if Bluey will EVER be found*
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dasilva Posted May 8, 2004
(sorry, couldn't think of anything else for trying to start a welding torch)
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted May 8, 2004
You two... if you are not interested in finding poor little Bluey.. then please leave it those who are!
Bluey...come on darlin'... answer me! 
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The Reverend Something or Other Posted May 8, 2004
*checks the soles of each shoe, finds some inexplicable bits of lasagne but not yet fuzzy-blue. heaves a massive sigh, breaks into a serious coughing jag*
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- 303: Baron Grim (May 4, 2004)
- 304: The Reverend Something or Other (May 4, 2004)
- 305: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 4, 2004)
- 306: Baron Grim (May 4, 2004)
- 307: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (May 4, 2004)
- 308: The Reverend Something or Other (May 4, 2004)
- 309: Beatrice (May 4, 2004)
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