h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Typical Starbucks fayre then?

*rabily riffles through his First Aid book, looking for the entry for CPR for small, furry bluish lumps of .... well, stuff now*

*lil does CPR on Bluey and slowy he responds.. he coughs and breathes!*


Bluey!

Your poor little darling... you are safe now! *hugs him close*



*Still glares at the Reverend and daSilva for their incompetence*

*tries, probably unsuccessfully to fade into the wall-paper. being in black robes, the print being spring flowers, *

I'm only medically qualified in orang_tac

*slips un-noticed (?) into the Canadian evening...*

Woowoowoowoowoowoowoo

Can I have my shoes back now?...

Thankyouverymuch.

::sees that the blue logo in the tread has been gouged out::

The people at Reebok are going to be very upset.

*looks a the gunky stuff stuck of the tip of her knife*


Want it back then?



Your shoes got kicked down the Cellar steps!

* kicks thread back to life *


Fourth paragraph down - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4155361.stm

Any relation of yours, B?

A shame it's not linked to this thread, really.

B

I am marvelling at how I missed this thread the first time around...


Anyway I think it deserves bumping just to remind everyone what is so good about h2g2.The helpfulness of it's researchers.

As to Master B's suitability as a teacher well I think the ability to stuff blu-tack in an orifice and retrieve it is an excellent skill to place on one's CV.Removing objects from orifices is a very useful skill in education and practiced much more than you would realise....

Incog is now off to retrieve a thoroughly scorched roast chicken dinner.

Oh and I think avoiding wasting gin for totally unnecessary reasons other than for drinking is a fine upstanding ability in a teacher to.Friday night is GIN night.

and I think a link to this is appropriate at this time too..

http://public.fotki.com/azahar/h2g2_friends/blue_tac.html

Now this brings back happy memories

Ah yes. Me and my little friend.

B

Oh for those sweet innocent days of hootoo

Nothing involving Master B can possibly be described as 'innocent'.

It must have been me that was innocent then

I've got a couple of photos of meself and would like to add them to Azahar's collection. Er, excuse the thundering ignorance, but how would I go about doing that?

go post a question on Az's ps asking her

"Nothing involving Master B can possibly be described as 'innocent'."

I'm not entirely sure that anything about Master B could be described as 'sweet', either!