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naughtinik4_Goddess of Funky Music & Saturday Night Mischief Posted Mar 31, 2005
Dont worry Count Zero, Deakie keeps talking about camels thats all were trying to get her to stop 
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 31, 2005
Remember a while back, I voluntered myself to write an Entry about bodily emissions? Well, here's the story so far: A3826217
I'm just waiting for another Researcher to finish urination now.
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Mar 31, 2005
That's the thing about being deadpan...someone always goes and ruins it by sticking in the obvious punchline.
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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Mar 31, 2005
Wow, camels in the USA? 
Are they still to be seen roaming around?
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Apr 1, 2005
PLEASE STOP with the camels!!! I'm going demented here! I have a camel stalker who follows my every conversation and pops in a little fact about camels and it's driving me nuts!!!
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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Apr 1, 2005
I just have to say one more thing about camels and then no more - please... One gobbed on me once at the Zoo, green chewed vegetable matter. Eeeuuuuwww!
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Apr 1, 2005
Now thats actually very funny!
I was showing my 3 yr old niece how to feed a sheep with grass at Chessington Zoo and i must have put it too close to the sheeps nose cos it sneezed and I got sheep snot all down my face!!!!! Not my best look!
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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Apr 1, 2005
Sheep snot... Oh no. That's awful (but funny...)
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 1, 2005
Ok... no camels...
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Ok... this might be a repeat, but it's still worth mentioning...
The Texas Horned Toad Lizard can squirt blood from its eyes as a defense measure.
(a few of them probably got stepped on and squshed by camels between 1856 and the early 20th century... (did I say 19th in that last camel thing... I meant 20th... DARNIT!... DAGNABIT... I hate posting useless incorrect facts!
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Apr 1, 2005
OMG not only do we have camels, we've got time travelling ones!
I'm going back to bed!
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 1, 2005
The camel is both "alive" and "dead" as a waveform of probabilities, until you open the desert and check.
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naughtinik4_Goddess of Funky Music & Saturday Night Mischief Posted Apr 2, 2005
A rat can survive longer without water than a camel !!!
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Apr 2, 2005
Camels can't swim. But then, they don't need to, do they?
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Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Apr 2, 2005
If you can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em. Camels are obviously here to stay!
China/Mongolia and Russian and Eurasian countries are the only ones with Bactrian (two-humped) camels while countries in Africa, India and Australia only have dromedary (one-humped) camels. No country has both types (except maybe in zoos).
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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Apr 3, 2005
Ah, but how do they know camels can't swim? How was it tested? 
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- 1741: naughtinik4_Goddess of Funky Music & Saturday Night Mischief (Mar 31, 2005)
- 1742: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Mar 31, 2005)
- 1743: Baron Grim (Mar 31, 2005)
- 1744: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Mar 31, 2005)
- 1745: Baron Grim (Mar 31, 2005)
- 1746: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Mar 31, 2005)
- 1747: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1748: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1749: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1750: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1751: Baron Grim (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1752: Researcher 1300304 (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1753: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1754: Researcher 1300304 (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1755: Baron Grim (Apr 1, 2005)
- 1756: naughtinik4_Goddess of Funky Music & Saturday Night Mischief (Apr 2, 2005)
- 1757: Yelbakk (Apr 2, 2005)
- 1758: Cheerful Dragon (Apr 2, 2005)
- 1759: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Apr 2, 2005)
- 1760: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Apr 3, 2005)
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