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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 22, 2004
i don't have techno fear, i have techno joyyy! i love gadgets, you press something and it goes meep! you don't know what it is but it goes meep
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jan 22, 2004
and the first thing you do if you have techno joy isget the instuctions and throw them away! I don't need those i know how this works, i'm sure that bit comes off, *CRACK* oh!
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Baconlefeets Posted Jan 24, 2004
You throw the instructions out the window and dance around in your underpants for a bit!
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Baconlefeets Posted Apr 19, 2004
"washin machines glue all your clothes together with static electricity. so you go out and your washin goes "We're comin too!!" and your chattin someone up and theres loads of washin round your feet "no, i don't know who's this is...it's stray washing...look...fabric conditioner""
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Apr 19, 2004
and they have dials with all the letters of the alphabet on...and no instructions, so youu say "i think i'll have an H wash today!"
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Baconlefeets Posted Apr 19, 2004
Blue pants in the white wash!!! Get the blue pants out! "noo, i'm draining! i'm draining!!!"
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Apr 19, 2004
and it would be fine if your clothes all came out a vibrant blue colour but no they tend to come out a colour called "pants left in wash" and people know and they look at you and then they stab you.
the first t shirt designs are ready.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jul 1, 2005
Room for one more? I'm covered in bees and everything! 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jul 1, 2005
Watch out! I have Hand Shakey Death Syndrome!
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 1, 2005
Hey, your hands cme off, oh...it's a fish...
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Number Six Posted Jul 4, 2005
It's a present from my country - Down in one! Down in one!
Room for one more? I'm not covered in bees, or anything...
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Jul 4, 2005
you killed him with your hand shake, yeah he suffers from Hand squeezy death syndrome
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 4, 2005
I'm squeezing about this much, is that good squeezy?
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Number Six Posted Jul 4, 2005
I'm not sure, I have no frame of reference!
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YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jul 5, 2005
These pears are dead, man! These are dead pears! Hey, what happened, guys?
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YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jul 5, 2005
Sorry. I've only just realised that there is an Izzard appreciation society and I want in.
"He had a camera and a pot plant, and was on his way home for an evening of..... photographing pot plants, I suppose."
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Baconlefeets Posted Jul 5, 2005
There was one policeman holding my leg and one on each arm. They pulled me for half an hour and got me for desserting a police officer...Surely that's stretching a pedestrian?
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Number Six Posted Jul 5, 2005
You're not the Bishop of Durham, he wears a bigger hat than that. You're the 20p kid! You've caused us One Pound Fifty of trouble...
Hey, I've caught the 20p kid! I'll be promoted in the Underground system, and get my own patch of darkness.
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Izzard Appreciation Society - for those that have already seen Sexie (live or video) to get excited about it - WARNING, SPOILERS!!!!
- 701: Baconlefeets (Jan 22, 2004)
- 702: Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? (Jan 22, 2004)
- 703: Baconlefeets (Jan 24, 2004)
- 704: Baconlefeets (Apr 19, 2004)
- 705: Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? (Apr 19, 2004)
- 706: Baconlefeets (Apr 19, 2004)
- 707: Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? (Apr 19, 2004)
- 708: Baconlefeets (Apr 19, 2004)
- 709: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jul 1, 2005)
- 710: Baconlefeets (Jul 1, 2005)
- 711: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jul 1, 2005)
- 712: Baconlefeets (Jul 1, 2005)
- 713: Number Six (Jul 4, 2005)
- 714: Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? (Jul 4, 2005)
- 715: Baconlefeets (Jul 4, 2005)
- 716: Number Six (Jul 4, 2005)
- 717: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jul 5, 2005)
- 718: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jul 5, 2005)
- 719: Baconlefeets (Jul 5, 2005)
- 720: Number Six (Jul 5, 2005)
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