h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Prince phillip, he's a card. He just opens his mouth and pearls on nutcaseness drop out *Kerclonk!*

It's like going to another country, standing up and going "You're all a bunch of bastards! Your problem is your all foreigners"

Did that go well?

oh, well what part in particular, oh the whole thing i see!

And they left a big wooden horse behind and said byeeee, we're going nowww, left you a big horse, as usual in thses situations...as per usual

they should have done that tapping thing then they'd have known *tap tap tap* *tap tap tap*

Hey this things hollow!

Hullo! oh have they gone no we were just cleanng up *hod ah der der*

Oh, i forgot to set the alarm, because they haven't been invented yet...yeah, Well, This is Ajax, i'm agamendon and this is Prince Phillip of england....

shut up! don't say a word, don't say a f**king word!

this is achilles. and he has an achilles heel. Who'd have thought?

the irony

"what mum, i'm called achilles and i've got an achillies heel! I'll be a laughing stock"

I have to say, I think Sexie was far cleverer than his earlier material. Some of it wasnt as funny I dont think, but it really made you think. Very very clever.

Sorry, bit OT really!

*jumps to Sexie*

This is agammemmnon. He has an agammemmnon neck. If you hit him with an axe just about there...

and they went over the horizon, to where it dips down =, and they hid under the horizon

and there were lot's of mohican's there and elisabrth shoe and daniel day lewis saying just stay alive and i will find you

"i've lost everyone here either no one has seen last of the mohican's or i've lost them on the surreal weirdness"

and just to make it authentic, they stuck to their heads, so they could peek over the horizon

and prince paris met helen of troy who was actuallly helen of greece land and he said "helen, you are kind of sexy let me kiss you with tongues!"

flahylahyhlahlah

Maid Marian, lets shag in my treehouse

or the english version "maid marion cup of tea? would you care to see my etchings? oh was i being too forward"

they're in my treehouse
yes, linen tablecloths, do you like?

no he's not robin hood he doesn't have the nottingham twang



"Hi, i am robin hood *twang* where is the maid Mariron, come here and we will shag against this tree we will have sex in wierd posisions

doo doo dooodiddledoo doo dooooo

oops

i meant to go*twang* but i went

are you firing swords at me?

sorry!

Wo ist das kind mein heir?

das kind ist in dein flughaven....as well you know!

ya but aber warum

err i've no idea perheps he likes planes