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Post 601

Baconlefeets

and you get those crusher handshakes, the i've got a small penis, compensation handshake


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Post 602

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

or the hanging gardens of babylon limp handshake.

What, i don't know two and a half kilos


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Post 603

Baconlefeets

always have a fish up your sleeve with that handshake!

then they go "hey your hands come off, oh its a fish...."


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Post 604

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

yes it is a gift from my country. It is traditional to eat it immeadiately! Down in one, down in one!


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Post 605

Baconlefeets

We have a circle of cool, over here we have - looking like a dickhead, here's ok looking, ok ok, alright, cool, cool ,cool, hip and groovy, lookin like a dickhead!


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Post 606

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

One eyepatch looking kind of cool!

Two eyepatches, Hullo!


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Post 607

Baconlefeets

three eyepatches...now whats going on here?


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Post 608

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

and a matchstick in the corner of your mouth that's cool it's kind of that james Dean kind of thing, and you can say hey you kids, you kids be cool!


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Post 609

Baconlefeets

Thats the equivelant to the country bloke with the thing out his mouth (forgot the word!)


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Post 610

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

leaning over a fence and saying, hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor!


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Post 611

Baconlefeets

....whats that?....oh...oh right

thats the tractor....all the juice sucked out of it....well, how do you mime a tractor with all the juice sucked out of it?!


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Post 612

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

always make sure you chew the match the right way round *chew chew* urgh!

and then make sure no one lights it "Hey you lit my match!"


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Post 613

Baconlefeets

what a wanker...he's chewin a match!

...yes i am...


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Post 614

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

and the people who are at looking like a dickhead don't realise there right on the edge of cool, hip an groovy. It's a one way thing everyones going this way round


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Post 615

Baconlefeets

Guns don't kill people, people kill people...but i think the gun helps!
just standing there going BANG, bang, rattatat boom! thats not gonna kill too many people


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Post 616

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

yeah i think people should just be allowed artillery that'd slow them down.

*drag drag drag, load shell adjust range* *whistle......BOOM!*

F**k missed!


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Post 617

Baconlefeets

Thats the most tiring mime i've ever done!


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Post 618

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

Gun's don't kill people, people kill people and monkeys (if they've got a gun)


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Post 619

Baconlefeets

Charlton Heston, he's had some monkey trouble....


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Post 620

Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger?

yeah in the planet of the apes, not many people know he played all the monkeys as well


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