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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
were you at sheffield?
Mars is outside the kitchen window vrrmrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
no i was at manchester last night in a fantastic last minute, second row ticket scenario
There goes the garden and number 27 has had it vooooooooooooommmmm
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
I booked the minute the tickets were relaesed and got nine rows back! " nine! just count them, i know you won't!"
"look! its Mars wow its so big ...oh thats the lapmpost.... wheree is it then? "
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
ah well the arena hold tickets back for publicity etc ant then release them at the last minute if they aren't needed
Mars it's so close it used to be one pinprick of light and now it's three
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
we went to the moon and we found rock, and we've been to mars and found more rock, but its red this time. we've got the most boring solar system i've ever heard of, and i've never heard of any...
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
we've found rock, there may be ice or it may just be rock that's red coloured.
Well great, rock and ice do not an interesting party make!
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Witty Ditty Posted Dec 16, 2003
(referring to large screen behind him)
You know, I can never see myself on this...
*turns round - sees his back...*
(after a heckle)
*I* have no timing? Listen, you know when you get to the end bit of sex, yeah, you don't just sit up and say 'Would you like to have a look at these photos of me playing football when I was 6?' - now that's a lack of timing...
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
here lies Steve the chicken he died on tesday the 17th at 3.35....3.40....around 4ish. anyway thats all for now love kenny. P.s. my thumb really hurts
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
you hear a fire engine behind you so you look in your mirror and you see "erif",
then you hear a police car and you look in your mirror and it says "ecilop" so you say "get out the way you one eyed monster, theres police!"
so you hear an ambulance behind you and you look in your mirror and think....this has gone too far
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
i think i'm a hunter type of person, i've worked it out! not on paper...but in my head in a comfy chair i've worked out i'm a hunter.
Not a gatherer though, i'm not very tidy
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 17, 2003
so maybe i'll pair up with a gatherer, woommph there's another badger steve. What do you think maybe a number 3 spear?
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 17, 2003
homo sapiens survived and neanderthals became extinct but imagine if it was the other way round.
urggh?
errrrrrr
urgh?
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 17, 2003
i would like to be leader because i'm stood at the end of the stage
Uggghh
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 17, 2003
so what do you do?
i'm a comedian
he's a comedian!!! 
so what do you do?
I'm really a comedian!
he's a comedian!! so what do you really do?
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 17, 2003
(strokes fake breast)
So what speed was i doing officer?
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 17, 2003
Captain Transvestite to the rescue!
20 minute later
I'm here, whats happening?!
well, he's dead now!
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 17, 2003
how did he die?
well he died of gangrene
you can't die of gangrene!
oh, well he fell in a lump of gangrene, what took you so long?
well i was having a glass of wine
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 17, 2003
Superman gets there straight away
whats wrong with this boy?
he's grazed his finger
what?
he's grazed his finger
thats it!? i don't do this job for casuallties like that!
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 17, 2003
why are you wearing your pants on the outside?
F**k off! WOOOOOSSHHH
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 17, 2003
He's got fifteen fingers! He's an alien child!
he's not from hereeee
the alien childddd
he came from thereeee
not from hereeee
good at coookinnnggg
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