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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
it will!
no!....will it...?
oh alright then this sketch is going on longer than i thought
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
quick the alarms going everyone done the pole.
Damm Kenny's stuck, come on come on hurry up! oh i'm taking the lift.
You shouldn't use i a lift in a fire.
Oh right, get your axe then and chop his legs off, come on come on!
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
make sure we've got the cat bag!
so that every so often they can throw a cat off the truck so it goes mmmmeeeeeeeowww!
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
Mr doppler: ihave discovered this effect, which i shall call the cat bag effect.
Pavlov: no call it the doppler effect, that way people will sh*g you.
Mr Doppler: Oh very clever, didn't work for you though did it.
Pavlov: no well people think i make cakes!
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
I think bleurgh I've got a uurrrgg bit of brrrrrrrr a cough
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
what's wrong Mr bubon?
I think i've got the plague
Oh Dear
do you think they will name it after me
What STEVE!
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
Steve? Steve? STEVE!!! PUT THE PHONE DOWN!
"and Eddies a wanker"
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
BING! err stewardess my left breast has exploded, do you have a pillow.
yeah i bought these breasts from a shop...WHSmith!
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
Bing! Stewardess there's a bloke in a dress there reading the Koran
okay i'll flush him out the airlock
la la la 'click' WOOOMPHHH
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
Bing!
Stewardess my right breast has exploded now.
Well, you'll have to use a duvet we're all out of pillows
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
immigration: and where were you born?
Eddie: Yemen
immigration: we've got a possible Al Quaeda guy here!
immigration2: but he's wearing a dress
immigration: Yeah they all do that over there.
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
Terrorism and tourism are quite close in the dictionary, have you noticed?
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
that guy who wrote the greek myths, must have had a lot of time on his hands and a big bag of weed. yeah and the blue monkeys killed the green turtles *puff* beause they had no knees
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
We're gonna stone him to death!
Stoned has a slightly different meaning in the West though, i f someone says here, "we're gonna stone you to death" errrr ok, might take a bit longer than a day htough
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
perseus, where is my wedding gift,
errm oh i forgot
you must bring me the head of medusa
oh who's she then
well shes a gorgon got snakes for hair puuufff
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
CHARLENE!?
can you wash this womans hair OW!
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
oh damn the snakes have woken up early again
put on a video about mice that will keep them quiet
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Baconlefeets Posted Dec 16, 2003
are you one of the immortal gods? yeah? do you know where your sister is?.....no reason.....
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Northern Boy (lost somewhere in the great rhubarb triangle) <master of Freudian typos> Man or Badger? Posted Dec 16, 2003
quick steve perseus is coming to kill us
doesn't bother me i'm immortal
of alan quick perseus is coming he might kill us
not me i'm immortal too
how did that happen
oh, well the immortality van came round earlier. we got two large ones with sprinkles
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