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Used coffee grounds, bits of paper from my desk and an empty shampoo bottle.

A pint of milk from the fridge, cos it was sour, aswell as my ceral cos it the milk in it YUCK.

Emptied the ash tray into the bin last night, and put empty beer cans in bin as well, haven't put anything else in bin today, though I' probably will shortly, after cooking some lunch up, as that will most probably create a certain quantity of matterial which, is probably best described as being 'waste' or 'rubbish', but only cause I have no use for it I guess... wish I could throw this 'head' in the bin

Wrapper/bag thing bacon was in and two egg shells

A empty Egg Noodle packet and a jar of Tika Masala, aswell as a empty packet of Pepper Corns.

The bread crumbs off the chopping board, before which the empty packet of cigarettes, and selephane wrapper from teh new packet, in a moment, before I go to bed, I'll empty the ash tray; the bin is getting quite full, I'll probably empty it tomorrow...

a dead plant. why can't i remember to water them

ice cream cone wrapper.

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I've got a dead plant, a yucca, about three foot tall, for the main stem bit, plus the leaves... I trimed it, and was left as stick. Did this with two of them, one ended up in bin, other had a bit of green on it, and I left it, it still looks awfully ill, but its begun sprouting a few feeble leaves from teh top, and some more healthy ones from near the base.. But that went in teh bin ages ago (the one that didn't sprout any new growth).

Today.
Put the wrappers, papper bags, that the Russian Salmon roll came in, that hte sausage roll came in, and that the pasty came in, in the bin at middayish, nothing since

I have thrown in the bin, 2 empty packets of cheese and onion crisps, aswell as a bit of salad and rib bones.

Threw in th paper bags that my lunch roll of ham and emential cheese and salad came in, the paper bag that the chicken and mushroom pie came in, into the bin. Did washing up, and threw in lemon slices that had been sitting in manhattan cocktails earlier this morning/late last night. Threw a empty of cigarettes in teh bin, emptyed hte ash tray, and, most recently, put the wrapper from a Cornetto ice cream in teh bin, and the empty box, that the Cornettos had come in into the bin also. Later I plan on putting empty take away containers/packaging in the bin,

I have just put in the bin, 2 egg shells and a empty bread packet.
I also have emptied my ashtray aswell as a empty packet of richmond cigarette box.

Put a bag of 'fermenting' peas that I forgot were in fridge in bin earlier, then the stalk-bit of a gherkin and the less than tastey looking bits of the spring onion into the bin... nothing for a few hours; If I can find where the washing tablet wrapper blew away to in the utility room, that will go in the bin

I have just thrown in the bin, the conetents of my ashtay again, aswell an empty bottle of Tia Maria.
Oh i forgot that i threw away, was a empty packet of rizla filter box, and a empty packet of rizla papers.

Remains of two lemons, a bag from frozen green beans and the peeling of an onion as well as several garlic skins. I made Lemon Chicken for dinner.

A tissue I'd blown my nose on, a body spray can and an ornament I broke (sorry mum )

Oh and just now...another snotty piece of tissue

Well i have just thrown away an empty jar of coffee, aswell as a empty bag of Campino Sweets that were scrummy.

Empty tub of rollmop herrings, the wrapper the bagette came in, some crumbs, an empty washing tablet wrapper