A Conversation for Ask h2g2
Playing God
The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Apr 11, 2003
Thou shalt not eat yellow snow.
(not so much a comandment, rather just good advice)
PQ. How dare you smite me.
Playing God
FiedlersFizzle Posted Apr 11, 2003
... PQ, what are you using to smite people with...
I've been trying all afternoon but I think my smiter is an older model... it keeps jamming...
Playing God
FiedlersFizzle Posted Apr 11, 2003
I've told it to put the guitar down but it won't listen to me...
Playing God
PQ Posted Apr 11, 2003
I refuse to reveal the secrets of my almighty smiting machine...it's only holy if noone else can play
Playing God
The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Apr 11, 2003
Like Bob Marley
"We're jamming"
Playing God
The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) Posted Apr 11, 2003
That IS good advice, but I didn't start that particular pun.
Thou shalt give me money
Playing God
Ashley Posted Apr 11, 2003
Bearing in mind I *never* do this...
1) Thou shall preview before posting.
2) Thou shall preview before posting.
3) Thou shall preview before posting.
4) Thou shall preview before posting.
5) Thou shall preview before posting.
6) Thou shall preview before posting.
7) Thou shall preview before posting.
8) Thou shall preview before posting.
9) Thou shall preview before posting.
10) Thou shall preview before posting.
Playing God
creachy Posted Apr 11, 2003
thou shalt always wear sunscreen.
no, seriously.
thou shalt always give a fair and even chance to those who have failed before.
thou shalt never doubt until reason dictates it
thou shalt not judge by hearsay(not the group)
thou shalt seek enlightenment in yourself and see the enlightenment in others.
Playing God
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Apr 11, 2003
addendum : but you can judge Hearsay (the group) if you really want to.
Playing God
Flake99 Posted Apr 12, 2003
Thou shalt not becometh ignorant servile scum, question everthing.
Fear me.
Playing God
Teuchter Posted Apr 12, 2003
The Ten Commmandments - according to the God of Plaque
1 - Thou shalt brusheth thy teeth twice daily - for a lot longer than 30 seconds - and not just the front ones
2 - Thou shalt flosseth thy teeth daily - not just when bits of thine bacon sarnie getteth stuck
3 - Thou shalt not believeth in the Tartar Fairy who cometh in the night and putteth this stuff on thy teeth. Neither shalt thou believeth that mouthwash is an alternative to brushing and flossing
4 - Thou shalt not tell thy hygienist fibs about the frequency of thy flossing - for thy hygienist knoweth that thou fibbeth
5 - Thou shalt not smoke - it maketh thy mouth smell and staineth thy teeth and puts thee at risk of gum problems
6 - Thou shalt not cometh to see thy hygienist with bits of food between thy teeth - please - as she doth not deserve this and tryeth very hard to be kind to thee
7 - Thou shalt not regard thine electric toothbrush as a magic wand - thou must actually move it around a bit
8 - If thou useth a manual toothbrush, thou shalt with reverence consign it to thy bin after 10 weeks as it willeth completely knackered be
9 - Thou shalt not useth a firm textured toothbrush - thy God of Plaque hath decreed that the truly righteous will use only that which has medium texture
10 - And verily I say unto thee that thou shalt worship twice yearly in the temple named 'The Dental Surgery'. And Lo - the Archangel Dentist will referreth thee to her handmaiden, the Hygienist, who wilt telleth thee many wonderful things and cleaneth thy teeth - and show thee how to floss properly
Playing God
NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) Posted Apr 12, 2003
Thou shalt properly conjugate thy archaic verb forms.
Playing God
Mu Beta Posted Apr 13, 2003
Ashley - your Ten Commandments would have been funnier if they weren't perfectly spelled.
B
Playing God
Richenda Posted Apr 17, 2003
Back on a serious note.
How interesting. This same question appeared during a conversation with real people just last nite.
18 people and we couldn't come up with 10 between us. Amazing.
The one from last night: Do not kill.
However, I prefer:
Do no harm.
Much harder to obey.
Key: Complain about this post
Playing God
- 61: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Apr 11, 2003)
- 62: PQ (Apr 11, 2003)
- 63: FiedlersFizzle (Apr 11, 2003)
- 64: FiedlersFizzle (Apr 11, 2003)
- 65: PQ (Apr 11, 2003)
- 66: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Apr 11, 2003)
- 67: Flake99 (Apr 11, 2003)
- 68: The one and only BOB (Knight of the attack penguin puppet masters)(We are Susan Winkle. Join us. A1097363) (Apr 11, 2003)
- 69: Ashley (Apr 11, 2003)
- 70: creachy (Apr 11, 2003)
- 71: Flake99 (Apr 11, 2003)
- 72: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Apr 11, 2003)
- 73: Flake99 (Apr 12, 2003)
- 74: Teuchter (Apr 12, 2003)
- 75: Flake99 (Apr 12, 2003)
- 76: NMcCoy (attempting to standardize my username across the Internet. Formerly known as Twinkle.) (Apr 12, 2003)
- 77: Flake99 (Apr 13, 2003)
- 78: Teuchter (Apr 13, 2003)
- 79: Mu Beta (Apr 13, 2003)
- 80: Richenda (Apr 17, 2003)
More Conversations for Ask h2g2
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."