h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Isn't it funny how when I try to type 'Abi' I get 'Bag'.

Does anyone else get the wrong word, that decribes what or who you mean just as well?

*cough*

lotsa Badges ya got ....
*smiles*

i only got 1 ......
i recon i can get more ...
how do ya get those othernice ones .. like the Staff ... sub editor ... uhhhhhhhhhh and those others ??

*grin*

A friend of mine once sent a text to a collegue. She (the collegue) was new and he (my friend) wanted to give the impression he was a friendly kinda guy, so he a text saying 'Do you want to have a meal at the hotel?'. Or rather, he would have done, he the predictive text thingy not changed 'meal' to 'neck'. He didn't notice the change. He sent it. He is now deeply, deeply embarassed about the whole thing.


Geggs

*grin*

that is painfull *smiles*

My name (Gnomon) comes out as Hmmmmm! Blues Shark comes out as Alter Shark. Some advice to be taken, perhaps?

lol

and mine ?

I texted a friend once to ask if he wanted to go for a pint, but didn't press the change key enough times and instead asked him to meet me for a riot. i suppose that would depend on how many pints we had...

LOL

a riot ...hmmmmm would be a bit painfull
*grin*

My surname invariably comes out as 'cavernous'

...but that's nowhere near as funny as 'Abi'='Bag'

B

off topic a little....

but I was amused sunday morning to receive the text:

"hi sexy. are you not talking to me? was friday a mistake? john.

being a straight guy, who doesn't know anyone called john I had to break the bad news that I guessed 'sexy' had fed him a red-herring mobile number....poor john

just imagine the fun I *could* have had (i decided not to be so cruel)....

Dammit! I'll kill her next time I see her.



B

LOL

Does Odo know?


Geggs

Well ODo could ( if he dunno ) claim he is from Barcelona

I Know Nuffin i am from Barcelona ( Faulty Towers ) *grin*

It was her who gave me the phone number.

(She calls me John in bed)

*stops elaborating before he digs himself into an inextricable hole*

Has anyone got a ladder?

B

Despite the name I'm female.

B I don't think there is a ladder long enough to get you out of this one. Have fun trying though.

...ok - I'm lost.....! too many insider refs....ah well - who cares...IT'S FRIDAY!!!! (sorry, it's been a long week)...

Once, I asked someone if they wanted to go out for a drink, but didn't press the last button, so thanks to predictive text, it read:

"evening dave, you fancy going out for an ergo"

I hate predictive texts. I turn the dictionary off.

Oh, and *raises hand* I have given out the wrong number to a number of guys in the past.

*tuts*

poor men.