h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ned diddley ed Flanders. I think he's okily dokily.

And another vote for Ralph Wiggum.

I think I shall change my vote to Ralph Wiggum...

Could someone not make a list of all the other characters, and then we can pick more easily?

If no one's done it by 2am, I'll go get my book...

Would taht book be "Simpsons Forever" by any chance?

Oh fine. Make me go get it.



*traipses off to her room*

I would have got my copy, but I would have had to traipse 150 miles cross-country.

Nope. It's entitled "The Simpsons :A Guide to our favorite family"

It's a grossly detailed book with EVERYTHING in - from every little blackboard/sofa intro, to each episode (up to episode 4F21) dissected, to every character, to every "MMM...something"...to character profiles...

EVEYRTHING!

I have it on my lap. One character list coming up...although it's only 1am...

Ooh, I think that might be the opne before Simpsons forevr, is it about the first seven series or something?

No, the 8th...I got it just before Sky One finished showing it...

Some may be left out and/or be obscure. It's up to your knowledge of the Simpsons to know who they are...!

Grandpa Simpson
Santa's Little Helper
Barney Gumble
Krusty The Clown
Groundskeeper Willie
Mayor Quimby
Hans Moleman
Sideshow MEL
Itchy
Arnie Pie
Kodos & Kang
Scott Christian
Louie
Bill
Ugolin
Cpt. Lance Murdock
Thomas Jefferspn
Aristotle Amandopolis
Zombie SHakespeare
HUman Fly
Gary
Gremlin
Actor Homer
Actor Lisa
Freddy Quimby
Leopold
Luigi
George Washington
Etch
Kearney's father
Poochie
Laddie.

Ok. That's all of Dan Castellaneta's voices...

Patty & Selma
Marge's Mom.
Aunt Gladys

Nelson Muntz
Rod & Todd Flanders
Ralph Wiggum
Keanrey
Database
Jimmy

Apu
Moe
Chief Wiggum
Comic Book Guy
Lou
Carl
Dr. Nick Riveria
Snake
Kirk Van. Houten
Captain McCallister
Bumblebee Man
Superintendent Chalmers
Professor Frink
Cletus (the slack-jawed yokel)
Legs
Akira
Drederick Tatum
Bob Arnold
Fritz
Vet
House of Evil ShopKeeper
Gabbo
Doug
Dean Bobby Peterson
Brad Goodman
G.I Joe
Knightboat
Don Vittorio
Bruno Drundridge
Jericho
Shelbyville Millhouse
Iggy Wiggum
Ox
Rick
Jimbo's father
Dr. Foster
Ranger
Hippie
Frank Grimes

(voices done by Julie Kavner-Nancy Cartwright-Hank Azaria)

Have you ever seen the TV Drama Jack and Jill? It had Harry Shearer in it (the voice of Charles Montgomery Burns/Waylon Smithers/Ned Flanders/Principal Seymour Skinner/Otto Mann/Reverend Timothy Lovejoy/Dr. Julius Hibbert/Kent Brockman/Jasper/Lenny/Eddie/Ranier Wolfcastle/Scratchy the Cat/Kang/Dr. Marvin Monroe/Jebediah Springfield/Additional Voices), and it seems odd to see him rather than just hear him.

Harry Shearer characters -

C. Montgomery Burns
Smithers
Ned Flanders
Principal Skinner
Otto
Reverand Lovejoy
Dr. Julius Hibbert
KentBrockman
Jasper
Lenny
Eddie
Ranier Wolfcastle/McBain
Scratchy
Mr. Bouvier
Dr. Marvin Monroe
Herman
Mr. largo
Marty
Dave Shutton
Jebediah Springfield
Smilin' Joe Fission
Hans
George Bush

You utter cow! How dare you simulpost me! Let me finsih posting the names..

Didn't see Harry Shearer in that. Bun Dan Castalleneta I've seen around, Yeardley Smith I DEFINITELY have seen (in Sabrina the Teenage Witch for one) and Hank Azaria is a regular on mad About You...

Edna Krabappel

Martin Prince
Uter (the German exchange student)
Sherri & Terri
Lewis
Wendell

MIllhouse
Janey Powell
Dolph
Tattoo Annie
Malibu Stacy
Cypress Creek Millhouse

Jimbo
Dolph
Sunday School teacher
Brandine
Agnes Skinner
Nana Van Houten
Barbera Bush

Maude Flanders
Helen Lovejoy *Oh won't SOMEBODY think of the children*
Miss Hoover
Mrs. Van Houten
Princess Kashmir
Mary Bailey
Shary Bobbins

Lunchlady Doris
Lurleen Lumpkin.

There. Done.

I just cut and pasted his character list from the Internet movie Database.

Where's the hydrochloric acid...?

I spent all that time writing all that out, and you don't appreciate it? Fine! I'll go away then!

*storms off in a huff*

I'm not demeaning your hard work at all, it just might have been quicker for you to cut and paste from http://us.imdb.com/Title?0096697 that's all.

Can't. Digibox!

*mutter grumble*

I knew I was going to have to put it on my page at some point. One more of me having to tell someone and I will turn on you all...and kill you all...and drink your blood...

Eh? What?

Can you drink blood through a digibox? Is that why their so popular with vampires?