h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*isn't playing with herself*

Then put those boobies back.


Ooops I didn't ignore you.


I must be ignorated....a first!

*smiles wickedly and leaves the thread*

*ignores himself and is thus fully chastised.....leaves*

manchester united are the greatest team ever and arsenal know it and wenger is scared. nirvana are and always will be the best band in the world until the world ends. cricket will not exist in twenty years time in this country, it is just too boring. cod fisherman should shut up the embargo is to stop there quarry becoming extinct and the spanish undoubtedly won't listen to the rules again!
i know i am right in everything i say i am just waiting for other people to evolve a brain, and seeing as you actually can't reply to this without breaking the rules and being shunned, ha ha!

creachy

*has a look around, decides to have a nap since no one is here*

Just like an old book, on the top shelf in a unregarded section of an ancient library.
so peaceful.
I'll just sit a while and contemplate

*wakes up after a week longs snooze and sees someone on the horizon*

Hmmm. This place is getting crowded...

*leaves*

*looks up
oh, thought I saw/heard someone, how mistaken could i be.....
*returns to contemplation

Oh, it's nice here! No one to bother me, no nasty things going on, and nothing but peace a quiet.

*curls up in corner and falls asleep*

*wakes up Oh, I could have sworn I heard a noise me, there is no one here... back to bed

*pulls up a chair, opens a can of beer and settles into his book.*

[sighs]

long enough ignored

waves and leave some behind!

*wakes, looks around, madly dashes is circles, hops on one foot waving hands, leaves*

leaves

*enters, sees which is aware of it's own existance, realises it is a , runs away on one foot*