h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders in, sees empty fridge (except for pizza crusts and jar of mustard), wanders out*

*eats the cold pizza crust and switches on the radiator*

*wanders in*

Is it warm in here or is it just me?

*wanders out*

*ignores everything*

*Peeks around corner, sees someone in the distance. Wonders how they don't notice the ferret hanging from their @ss. Leaves*

[The Transient Fridge fades away]
[Nothing happens]
[CMaster impatiently taps foot]
[The Fridge returns carrying much , and ]
[CMaster smiles at the wonder of The Fridge ( A902189 )]

*enters, approaches fridge from the rear, sees no reason to love and fear the cooling coils, leaves*

Hmm. No Diet Coke.

*enters, hears someone rummaging around in the fridge, tiptoes around to find.....no Pepsi either*

*gets out her spray paint*

Daubs on the wall :

*PEPSI IS THE TOOL OF THE DEVIL*

*peeks in, wonders why the pepsi bottle is modeled after the tool of the anti-crust*

no boby is ignored here!

[Fridge dissapearss due to lack of respect]
That will show you.

*wonders why boobies would be ignored anyway*

*Not willing to ignore boobies, so leaves to find some*

*looks at hers*

Stripper boobies.

....gone...

WHo? What?

*goes back to her boobies*

*Sneaks a peek around corner, sees some woman playing with herself, leaves...*