h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders in
ahh, no one about, lets get this scene sorted out....

*clears throat

"thrice the brinded cat hath mewed"
no one to do the other lines, oh well....
"thrice and once the hedge pig whinned, harpier cries tis time tis time"

"round about the couldron go, in teh poisened entrails throw"
"fillet of a fenny snake in teh couldren boil and bake,
Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat and hair of dog" right, quick lay down

Pops in, hears distant sawing sound, looks about, sees nothing, leaves a pile of commas, and goes.

*wonders through singing the "hotel calafornia" strange, still empty, no one around, where did this pile of punctueation come from? ahh, someone must have been in earlier, maybe

Wanders in, finds a pile of punctuation left earlier! Has someone been here? They look like they have been moved! Thinks: "Maybe." Wonders; 'Perhaps' Doesn't know @ this time the # of people that might have been here but wonders if they left any $. Realises the % of that is small & decides to leave. (Good idea really{although better ideas have occured in the past[like that one in 1986]})

~Oh well....

*meanders in*

*checks her watch*

3:20am.

*walks out and returns dragging a beanbag*

I guess I'll sit here in my nightie until I see no one. Or someone to ignore. But then they wouldn't be there anyway. Does it matter? No...

*curls up on the beanbag in the corner*

So warm and quiet.

I think that I shall never see
A cameraman inside a tree
Up in the sky, across the sea;
But miles away is he, from me.

*goes to sleep*

Sees a gorgeous young thing asleep off in the distance, scantily clad. Leaves so as not to wake such a vision.

*wakes up at the noise of the door shutting*

Hmm? What was that?

*grabs her beanbag and leaves in the opposite direction*

*sits in the corner*



So alone. Where is everyone? Oh well, at least it is quiet.

?

I think that I shall never see
A life inside a lonely tree
Canadia is far away
It's cold & clean & spread with hay.

"share and enjoy"

*looks in the corner, doesn't see anything....hmmmm*

*realises he's wearing stockings, suspenders and a lcay bra. Luckily, there's no one here. Changes into chambray shirt and old jeans*

*wonders why she is wondering what a Chambrey shirt is*

*throws a against the wall and runs away*

*feels the soft, brushed cotton of his shirt and sees no one is here, leaves*

*runs naked around the room*

*wanders in, sees bare footprints on floor, sees someone has changed his writing on the wall from Latin to some weird Saxon script, shakes head, leaves*

"ANNOUNCING TO ALL THE IGNORED ONES HERE:- The Transient Fridge has arrived to give all here refreshments."

*ho hum*

Where is everyone? I'm thirsty!

[Places a pizza in the fridge and watches it depart]